Missing Cuban Actors Reemerge in Miami After Tribeca Award

Anailin de la Rua de la Torre and Javier Nuñez Florian, the actors who disappeared at the Miami airport during a layover between their home in Cuba and New York City’s Tribeca Film Festival, appeared on Spanish-language station America TeVe last weekend.The pair said they are safe and healthy, and…

Death and Harry Houdini Makes the Audience Hold Its Breath

Forget the over-the-top spectacles of David Blaine and Criss Angel. The most effective illusions are the simplest: an ordinary subject, a distraction or two, and an incredibly skilled performer.That also happens to be Death and Harry Houdini’s recipe for its performance at the Arsht last night. The ordinary subject: Death…

Eleven Best Things to Do This Weekend in Miami

Miami can be so annoying, bro. Irregardless of our broken English, poor syntax, and tik-tiki music, the Big Mango can be tremenda mierda sometimes. From shitty drivers to Pitbull’s overuse of the word “dale,” there’s so much shit to be embarrassed about.Pero at the end of the day, Miami’s better…

The Weight of the Nation Is Upon Us

Having trouble getting off the couch? Have your limbs become so large that you are now deeply ensconced into your furniture and cannot move unless it is to switch the TV on to another fast food commercial? Are you poor, or overworked, or lazy, or some combination thereof? Are you…..

The Five Most Annoying Things About Miami

Every city in the world has things that piss its residents off. New York has its impossible real estate market. Los Angeles has the smog. Paris has all those damn French people. Miami is no different. Hell, we’re the most dominant city in a state constantly making headlines for stupid…

Miss Dominican Republic’s Secret Marriage Cost Her the Crown

In the Dominican Republic, married women aren’t beautiful.That’s the message we’re taking away from today’s news that Carlina Duran, who won the 2012 Miss Dominican Republic beauty pageant a little over a week ago, has been dethroned after the pageant discovered she’s been married since 2009.Duran, age 25, appears qualified…

Polo World Cup: Your Guide to the Sport’s Dirtiest-Sounding Terms

If you’re not familiar with polo, “the sport of kings,” picture this: a manicured lawn, an Armani-clad crowd, a hoard of minions waiting on them hand and foot. And the main event: well-coiffed players straddling hulking, sweaty animals, all while wielding long sticks and whacking heavy balls.Some might say it’s…

Miss Travel: Another Online Brothel for Rich Men

Are you pretty? Are you broke? Do you desperately want to see the world?There’s hope. No, we’re not talking about the Peace Corps. We’re talking about Miss Travel, dating site entrepreneur Brandon Wade’s newest venture that pairs rich people with travel companions — as long as they’re good-looking.The site predictably…

The Prestige

Let’s face it. Magic hasn’t been the same since Harry Houdini shuffled off this mortal coil. Before Criss Angel was mind-freaking and David Blaine was locking himself in boxes in Central Park, Houdini was flirting with death while chained underwater in his classic Chinese water torture trick, escaping straitjackets with…

Ride It

Carmen Sandiego taught us that being Dutch was all about wooden clogs and boatloads of tulips. And because she was such a stunner in that red trench coat and fedora, we bought it. Little did we know that the Dutch are quite possibly the most bad-ass people on the planet…

Pride and Prejudice

Coming out as gay is rarely an easy process. When you’re a high-powered businessman married to a woman with whom you have kids, it’s pretty damn hard. And when, in addition, you’re a Maori descendent in New Zealand bucking tradition and unquestioned gender norms, it can seem near impossible. But…

Muppet in Miami

From his humble beginnings making casual commentary on the likes of Rick Ross and Live a little less than a year ago, to storming the airwaves and Twitter culture, Pepe Billete has almost become a household name among the bilingual cognoscenti who like their TMZ with abuela’s congri and your…

Grab a Brew

John Belushi is probably one of the most famous American comedians of all time — thanks, in large part, to his role in Animal House, the classic raunchy comedy that makes more modern movies such as American Pie look Disney-esque by comparison. Even though the film is almost 35 years…