The Ten Hottest Porn Stars at Exxxotica (NSFW, Obviously)

Exxxotica is just around the corner. If you’re like us, you’re in the process of meticulously plotting out your schedule, carefully making sure that you can see your favorite MILF stars while not missing your BDSM besties at the same time.But with such a stacked lineup, even the most experienced…

Bad Apple

When Spanish director Pedro Almodóvar was 8 years old, his parents sent him to a Catholic boarding school in a remote part of the county in the hopes he would become a priest. Instead, little Pedro grew up to be an openly gay film director whose characters — such as…

Cuba North

On May 20, 1902, Cuba won its independence after centuries of Spanish colonization, the Spanish-American War, and U.S. occupation. Though one can argue that people living in the small island nation don’t have much freedom, the Republic of Cuba still celebrates its independence each year in May. Miamians of Cuban…

Do Your Boobs Hang Low, Do They Wobble To and Fro?

If you can throw your boobs over your shoulder like a continental soldier then you should probably get those dairy pillows checked out by a medical professional. However, if you’re simply plagued with loose-titty-syndrome, it’s probably due to wearing the wrong cup size. But don’t fret! Macy’s has temporarily stepped…

Porntopia

We’ve been waiting for Exxxotica to return for so long that it feels like watching porn on a dial-up modem. And now that it’s finally here, we’re ready to explode from anticipation. This year, the largest freaking event in the USA is full of surprises, and all girls, guys, and…

Rocky Mountain Lows

Ah, the cold, refreshing taste of the Rockies. Gross. If you’re not a sportsperson, your only association with the Rocky Mountains is probably Coors Light, a brew that competes year-round for first place in the World’s Swilliest Beer contest. The only thing worse than Coors Light are Coors Light commercials…

Twist and Shout

Poor Matthew Broderick. Life’s been rough for the actor since his Ferris Bueller’s Day Off days. He never made another good movie. He’s gotten old and gray. The tabloids announced to the world that he cheated on wife Sarah Jessica Parker in 2008 and again in 2009. And through it…

Take the Pilgrimage

If you like art, and you like Cuba, you’ll love this exhibit. Jose Bedia, one of Cuba’s most acclaimed artists of the ’80s will have thirty years of his art work on display at this event. The art work that will be exhibited at Transcultural Pilgrim Three Decades of Work…

Paradise Lost

Children of Paradise, a three-hour film set in the Parisian theater scene of the 1820s, is often heralded as the French answer to Gone With the Wind. But no, Scarlett O’Hara’s majestic breakdowns don’t even come close to the level of grandiosity represented in the 1945 French flick. Gone With…

Words of Your Body

Stories of adolescents discovering their sexuality are nothing new to stage or film. In fact, in 1892, German playwright Frank Wedekind wrote about that very topic, and his play was subsequently banned from Germany back in the day because of its honest take on homosexuality, abortion, and rape, and also…

Oh, Brother!

Even if you’re not familiar with the music of the Martinez Brothers, you’re probably familiar with the sibling duo trying to convince TV viewers that BlackBerry is still a smart purchase in the wake of iOS and Android because, as the brothers put it, they need “tools, not toys.” Granted,…

With Flying Colors

If there are two things South Beach does well, it’s color and skin. The strip of sand across the causeway is one of the nation’s brightest, visually, thanks to all the tropical plants, pastel-hued buildings, and unhealthy dose of Britto artwork on every corner. The Beach also ranks among the…