Do Your Boobs Hang Low, Do They Wobble To and Fro?

If you can throw your boobs over your shoulder like a continental soldier then you should probably get those dairy pillows checked out by a medical professional. However, if you’re simply plagued with loose-titty-syndrome, it’s probably due to wearing the wrong cup size. But don’t fret! Macy’s has temporarily stepped away from their obsession with gigantic blow-up dolls, I mean Thanksgiving parade planning, to step in for the common woman’s bikini stuffers.

If you find yourself at a Macy’s next week and see outstretched hands reaching for your nipple zeppelins, do yourself a favor and hold off calling 9-1-1. Wacoal and Macy’s have joined forces to not only rid the world of gravity-plagued flesh melons, but to also rid tatas of what truly afflicts them the most: Cancer. So for every free bra-fitting, a trained [in the ancient art of jug-handling] Wacoal associate does, Wacoal will donate $2 to Susan G. Komen for the Cure® and an additional $2 for every Wacoal or b.tempt’d by Wacoal bra or shapewear piece purchased.

Sat., May 19, 10 a.m., 2012