Stuff Your Pie Hole

The slow food movement’s focus on local, seasonal, and sustainably grown edibles tend to evoke small town sentiment — think pie contests, farmer’s markets and bake sales. But the key to this growing global movement is bringing these ideas to communities large and small. Miami’s local branch of the crusade,…

The Amazing Race

If you’re itching for a little adventure, but don’t have the guts to abandon house and home for an Indiana Jones-style exploit, the CitySolve Urban Race might be right up your alley. This “urban adventure game” is like a real-world version of everyone’s favorite exercise in one-upmanship, Trivial Pursuit. Players…

Cheetah Girl

In 2005, a film titled The Notorious Bettie Page attempted to tell the story of one of America’s most recognizable models of all time: the pin-up legend Bettie Page herself. With a talented cast including Gretchen Mol as Page, the movie should have been a hit. But sadly, the film…

French Kiss Your Eyeballs

A trip to France’s not in the budget this year? Fret not, furry Francophiles. Leave the Smooth Lady Epilator in its case and staycation at the Tower Theater (1508 SW Eighth St., Miami) where the eighth France Cinéma Floride film festival will take over from Friday though Sunday. The festival…

Hotter Than the Suns

Face it, Phoenix. The Suns have completely lost their pizazz this year with the loss of Steve Nash, the South African/Canadian whiz kid whose very existence permanently refutes the phrase “white men can’t jump.” The Miami Heat, on the other hand, are, well, on fire, coming out of a promising…

Gender Wars

From Can’t Hardly Wait to Superbad, debauched teen parties have long been a theme on the big screen. But in live theater? Not so much. So when Girls vs. Boys opens at the Adrienne Arsht Center November 1, executive vice president Scott Shiller says, it could attract a new type…

Going Gotham

He arrives under the dark cloak of nightfall. He carries with him useful gadgets for agility and, if necessary, combat. And he’s attracted to a beacon of light shone into the night sky. Is it Batman? Nope, it’s just your average movie-watcher toting lawn chairs and angling for the best…

Pop-Up Gone Permanent

The long wait is almost over for Miami’s fashionistas (and, uh, fashionistos?). Lincoln Road is finally about to boast its own, permanent H&M location. Starting November 8, the cheap, chic Swedish chain officially makes its mark on South Florida. The uber-popular, fashion forward brand teased us with a summer pop-up…

Gourmet Beaucoup

A month of fixed-price French dining? Um… oui oui! Kicking off Thursday and lasting throughout the month of November, participating French restaurants all over Miami will be offering gourmet dining experiences at fixed (read: cheaper than usual) prices. OK, so your waiter still has a Cuban accent – just use…

Dancing Off the Beaten Path

Last year, the British choreographer and filmmaker Darshan Singh Bhuller debuted his stunning Caravaggio: Exile and Death, which combined hyper- physical dance, video, and an edgy, complex soundtrack from a variety of musicians to tell the violent, super-sexualized, lonely tale of the great painter’s life. Now, his latest work that…

Scott Foundas Joins Village Media Group as Principal Film Writer

Hey, look who it is! It’s Scott Foundas, the Film Society of Lincoln Center’s former associate program director. And he’s writing for us!Village Media Group, New Times parent company, announced today that it hired Foundas as principal film reviewer.After helping to choose films and organize events like the New York…

Cuban Artist Agustín Bejarano, Accused of Child Molestation, Pleads Guilty

Cuban painter Agustín Bejarano, who was arrested in March 2011 after being accused of sexually molesting a 5-year-old boy in Hialeah, has pled guilty to harassing a minor.See also:- Cuban Painter Agustin Bejarano Arrested for Sexually Assaulting Child While in Miami for ArteAmericasThe Miami Herald reports that Bejarano, 47, took…

Could Miami Connection, Drafthouse Films’ ’80s Ninja Restoration, Win an Oscar? (Video)

Ever since we heard about Miami Connection, the 1980s B-movie featuring ninjas and rock bands in Florida, we’ve been obsessed with its so-bad-it’s-good acting, it’s so-fake-it’s-hilarious special effects, and perhaps most importantly, its so-cheesy-it’ll-be-stuck-in-your-head-for-weeks soundtrack.See also:- Miami Connection, Awful Yet Awesome ’80s Film, Headed to Theaters- The Best Florida Ninja…

Red Bull Flugtag: Meet Your Miami Teams

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s … uh … no, seriously, what is that thing? Because whatever it is, it’s is definitely not flying. It’s nose-diving straight into the waters off Bayfront Park, in fact, all while the people in crazy costumes who were driving it are dancing on…