The Ten Best Things to Do this Weekend

Wait for it… Wait for it…. IT’S FRIDAY! And it’s almost as though we didn’t even have to wait that long, right? Surely enough secret shots under your desk pulled you through the week so Friday came a lot sooner than expected. It’s cool. We don’t judge. Anyway, there’s lots…

Gangster Squad Retells the Stories of Better Movies

Originally slated to open in September, Gangster Squad was delayed when the movie-theater shooting in Aurora, Colorado, suddenly made a scene of gunfire in Grauman’s Chinese Theatre “inappropriate.” Four months later, a turn in the film’s plot that relies on gunning down an adolescent risks recalling Newtown, but the proximity…

Wynwood Second Saturday Art Walk Top Picks

What better way for the Design District’s 101/Exhibit to cap its year than a grotesque display of terrifying creatures? After all, 2012 was downright monstrous for the space’s owners, who expanded to a second location in L.A.’s West Hollywood neighborhood in October. That kind of bicoastal success was far from…

Rust and Bone Dismembers Cinema’s Beauty of the Moment

To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, one must have a heart of stone to watch Jacques Audiard’s outrageous melodrama Rust and Bone without laughing. Loosely adapted from two works in Craig Davidson’s 2005 short story collection of the same name, Rust and Bone finds Audiard returning to the overdetermined characters and swift…

$ellebrity: Paparazzi Get No Love

It’s not easy being famous, as the famous love to remind us. Just ask Jennifer Aniston, Kid Rock, or any of the other instantly recognizable talking heads director Kevin Mazur has assembled for his docu-evisceration of the parasitic celebrity apparatus, appropriately titled $ellebrity. Although no one would deny that the…

Struck by Lightning: Chris Colfer Does It All

It’s almost impossible to dislike Chris Colfer, the young Glee star who wrote and stars in the high school comedy Struck by Lightning, which plays like a cheerful gay Revenge of the Nerds. However, never having seen Glee, I’ll make two observations about Colfer: (1) Yes, he’s very likable, but…

Godzilla and Flowers: The Films of Kim Jong Il

When he died in December 2011, Kim Jong Il left behind more than a dynastic regime and a closet full of drab pantsuits. Jong Il, who ruled the hermetic North Korea from his father Kim Il Sung’s death in 1994 until his own passing 17 years later, was a noted…

Steel and Mirrors

For aficionados of bold, abstract metal sculptures, two artists at Pan American Art Projects (2450 NW Second Ave., Miami) offer contrasting visions through works that are both unexpected and gravity-defying. Ted Larsen’s show, “Gimrack,” boasts salvaged steel and mixed-media pieces rife with color and unpredictable shapes. The labor-intensive sculptures are…

Mystic or Dipstick?

Theresa Caputo licks her lips, clicks her French-manicured acrylic nails, and takes a deep breath of the afterlife. In a flash, your dead grandma, holding a bouquet of roses, appears to her. Your other dead grandma is there with a white dove. These, Caputo insists, are symbols she receives and…

Cooking for a Cause

What better way to kick off a healthful new year than by socking it to that rat bastard known as diabetes. The Sunshine State’s culinary hero, Norman Van Aken, is guest-cheffing a tasty evening to benefit research for the cure. The master of New World cuisine will make edible magic…

Cake Mafioso

Nothing brings people together like a thick-accented New York Italian barking orders and baking cakes. No, this isn’t a Martin Scorsese and Rachael Ray mashup. This is the star of TLC’s Cake Boss, Buddy Valastro, coming to the Fillmore (1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach) this Sunday at 8 p.m. The…

Scarlett Fever

When acclaimed choreographer Liam Scarlett teamed up with Miami City Ballet last year, the results were dazzling. The young prodigy, then just 25 years old and choreographing for Britain’s Royal Ballet, brought his original work Viscera to the Arsht Center (1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami), where it was spectacularly performed by…

Step Right Up

Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus is back in town, taking over the American Airlines Arena (601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami) for 17 shows beginning Thursday. This time, “The Greatest Show on Earth” has pulled out all the stops to dazzle and delight with ferocious, fire-breathing dragons in honor of…