Beyond the Sea

To most modern Miamians, Haulover Park is just another place to barbecue, walk the dog, and sunbathe — ideally while avoiding the sight of pasty, middle-aged tourists taking advantage of its nude beach. But there’s more to Haulover than the chance to get your all-over. Though it’s now flanked by…

We Love You, Christopher Bosh

After the 2011 NBA summer free agency brought Chris Bosh and LeBron James to the Miami Heat, Cleveland burned LeBron’s number-23 jersey in the streets. Torontonians, meanwhile, were resigned to say goodbye to Bosh, yet another superstar lost to a team within America’s borders. Not that it was much of…

Political Party Music

When most people head out to a political convention, the last thing on their mind is the music. But not so with Pink Martini founder Thomas Lauderdale, who once harbored political dreams of running for mayor of his hometown, Portland. He used to hit up political rallies and was so…

Bookstore in the Grove Forced to Make Way for Office Space

A monster corporation edging out a locally owned business — it’s a tale as old as You’ve Got Mail. (Hey, remember when AOL was culturally relevant?) Coconut Grove’s quaint cafe/bookseller, Bookstore in the Grove, is the latest to face this modern fate. Luckily, the iconic local spot isn’t closing entirely,…

Animate! Miami: Five Must-See Events at This Weekend’s Animation Con

This weekend marks the arrival of the Animate! Miami convention, a three-day celebration of all things animation, including anime, cartoons, and even video games. With gaming competitions, panels on cosplay, viewing rooms, and concerts, there are plenty of events to choose from.After the jump, check out five events from this…

In All New People, Zach Braff Presents More of the Same Scrubs

At 37, actor Zach Braff can identify with the Millennials. But as a creative type, his persona is pure Generation X: neurotic, psychically wounded, emotionally adrift, numb to the malaise of adulthood. That said, he’s not averse to wacky meet-cutes, nimble verbal patter, and puns so bad they’re good, often…

New Times‘ Mastermind Awards Deadline Is Just Two Days Away

Cuban author and reporter Mirta Ojito once said that “a deadline … was the only way you could get anything done.” Well, if you’re a Mastermind award hopeful, yours is quickly approaching. The deadline to submit to New Times’ annual awards that honor the city’s best creatives is this Thursday,…

Hamlet at GableStage: Shakespeare for the Twitter Generation

If you sat through all 242 minutes of Kenneth Branagh’s unabridged Hamlet movie, masterly as it may have been, chances are there were times when you just wished Shakespeare would get to the damn point already. In Miami wunderkind Tarell Alvin McCraney’s condensed edit of Shakespeare’s greatest tragedy, which he…

Wynwood Art Walk: Out of Control or Just a Damn Good Time?

Tensions are rising in Wynwood regarding the future development of the neighborhood. Leaders in the area have been wringing their hands over it for years, and last week, a public forum on Wynwood’s future devolved into a big kerfuffle. Business owners, a large majority of whom operate art galleries, think…

Free Events This Week: Mojitos, Healthy Eats, and Art Deco

It’s Monday, and there’s a Garfield-esque attitude going around. But after a few cups of coffee and a donut or two, we’ll be better able to resign ourselves to 40 more hours of workaday drudgery. In the meantime, you can get through the morning by planning your extracurricular activities for…

Score Cheap VIP Tickets to Artopia

Everyone loves a good discount — and when it comes with VIP privileges, even better. We all like to play RHOM-style entitled once in a while, right? So get your big cheese on and scoop up a 60% off ticket to the New Times’ upcoming Artopia shindig. The fifth installment of…

Is the Ringling Brothers Circus Abusing Its Animals in Miami?

For decades, the nation’s largest animal rights organizations have been fighting ferociously to stop circuses from utilizing wild animals in their performances. From PETA to the ASPCA to ARFF, these groups argue that such practices are abusive, unnatural and antiquated. But for the profiteers, the show must go on, and…

Kim Kardashian’s Baby Is Already Too Fabulous For This World

Look, it’s not like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s plans to spoil their child are surprising. They’re rich. They’re going to be parents. Creating entitled offspring is what rich parents do. But if you think you know the level of opulence that’s waiting for the Kimyetus on the other side…