Crossfade’s Google Alerts are incredibly random. This morning, sandwiched between Gloria Estefan and Rick Ross, an alert that read, “Paris Hilton Training to Become Most Powerful House DJ Ever!!!” sent chills down our spine. Evidently, the former sex tape reality vixen is a beat freak, and she’s “pretty tight” with…
Hunx and His Punx at the Stage September 9
Immigration’s off his back. And that nasty attempted murder charge … Chalk it under pardoned. Not only is Slick Rick on top of the world, he’s straight touring it. The Ruler’s Back, bitches! So Let’s Get Crazy. Charlotte, Salt Lake City, the dude’s been everywhere. And later this month, the “Liberace of…
Remember when you and your frat bros raged on stage with Girl Talk at Fillmore Miami Beach? Y’all were pounding Red Bulls, dancing half-naked in short shorts, and reveling in the sweaty, glittery world that is electro pop. It was exhausting. But imagine what Gregg “Girl Talk” Gillis must feel…
Newsflash: Cultist is guilty of watching reality trash television like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives. But what y’all don’t know about us is that we’re also die-hard Jeopardy fans. Not only does is our DVR programed to record new episode of Basketball Wives, it’s also programed to record America’s favorite…
Miley Cyrus is a boss. Don’t let the Hannah Montana shtick fool y’all … This 18-year old ex-Disney Channel princess loves tattoos, Joan Jett, and exploring her sexuality. Good girl gone bad? Bullshit, Miley’s just keeping it real. “There was this magazine article the other day,” Cyrus says in this…
Anderson Cooper, the silver-haired Carmen Sandiego of international news, has a new, syndicated talk show premiering next week. And he’s landed an interview with Amy Winehouse’s family, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Cooper will sit down with Winehouse’s mum, dad, brother and boyfriend for a conversation that will air on…
Gary, Indiana’s favorite wardrobe malfunction is bringing her pasties to South Beach. Early this morning, Crossfade received a very excited press release from New Times Best Flack 2011 winner Woody Graber. The subject line simply read, “JANET JACKSON @ THE FILLMORE,” followed by the most exclamation points we’ve ever seen…
On the first Labor Day Weekend we can remember sans Jerry Lewis’s fat face simulcast across network television, the other Nutty Professor, Eddie Murphy, was blowing up the Internet rumor mill. No, the 50-year actor didn’t give some street walking tranny a ride home, nor did he impregnate another Spice…
Our list of celebrity MILFs over 50 is short. In fact, it only consist of one incredibly sexy, adorably gap-toothed pentagenarian. And like a virgin touched for the very first time, we’d probably last less than 30 seconds with her. Ironically, that’s also how long we can stomach her music…
Seth Bogart is unapologetically horny, and he’ll be at The Stage this weekend. As the flamboyantly fabulous frontman of Hunx and His Punx, the onstage banter between Bogart and the crowd often consists of boner references, pee fetish pillow talk, and the occasional loose pubic hair in someone’s mouth. He…
Dear Gloria, Mama, que pena. We forgot your birthday, and that’s unforgivable. And can you believe we even set a reminder on our iPhone? Anyhow, we were shocked to learn you turned 54 yesterday. You still look like that sexy Cubanita from the “Dr. Beat” video. In fact, we think…
Loitering outside Burger King. Pimp slapping plastic bitches on a street corner. Bumping Waka Flocka Flame while driving down the block sans safety belts. Yeah, Odd Future crew’s hard as fuck, yo. Well before OFWGKTA was on GLADD’s radar or Jimmy Fallon was piggybacking Tyler the Creator on national television,…
Sniff. Sniff. Is that Nirvana? No, it’s probably just Machine Gun Kelly’s dank stash. And that shit has rowdy-ass white boys ’round greater Cleveland yelling, “Cobain’s back!,” on the 2:55 mark of his latest collaboration with Waka Flocka Flame. Rap Radar posted MGK’s swagged-out track, “Wild Boy”, at around midnight…
What do you get when you blend Italian tangerine, perennial Haitian grass, bits of vanilla and tonka beans, some licorice, and a whiff of violet? The masculine scent of indie rock… The Strokes’ Julian Casablancas is the new face of Decibel, a French eau de toilette by Azzaro that combines…
In Analyze This, Paul Vitti (Robert De Niro) tells therapist Dr. Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) about his inability to maintain an erection. They’re sitting at an empty bar, and behind the top-shelf liquor, “mermaids” with pouty lips and sensual underwater acrobatics seductively tease the two men. But behind that veil…
That’s it; we’re convinced the world’s going to end tomorrow. Macho Man Randy Savage has died, and truthfully, Cultist doesn’t want to live in a time where the greatest professional wrestler isn’t pushing Slim Jim. We’re taking the tragic news as confirmation that the Rapture is in fact looming. TMZ…
Last month, Complex reported that Earl Sweatshirt had been tracked down. Odd Future’s 17-year old lyrical mastermind was enrolled at the Coral Reef Academy in Samoa, an “off-shore treatment program for at-risk teenage boys.” A source said Earl had been sent there by his mom because of his “disrespectful music…
This weekend when you’re naked, lying on your back exposing your naughty bits to Mr. Florida Sunshine 15 yards from the Atlantic Ocean atop a terrycloth beach towel, your Haulover tanning session may be temporarily interrupted by a giant German shadow. No, it’s not an elderly, overweight tourist rubbing sunscreen…
Odd Future had to cut their May 16 Detroit show short when “some asshole decided to continue to throw GLASS BOTTLES [sic] on stage.” The incident happened shortly after the “I’m opening a church to sell coke and Led Zeppelin” line from Tyler the Creator’s Bastard track, “French.” Not surprisingly, Odd…
Did you see last week’s episode of 16 and Pregnant? It was about a vulnerable teen girl and her decision to keep the baby growing in her junior-year belly. It’s OK if you missed it, though. MTV will probably air that episode again. But don’t expect it to be on…
The aquatic spectacle, a glimpse into Florida history, featuring Marina Anderson, AKA MeduSirena.
