Gramps Humps Trash

Have you ever fantasized about having sex with an inanimate object? Does watching an elderly gentleman bang a pile of trash tickle your fancy? If you answered yes to either of these questions, (1) you should seek counseling, and (2) you’ll love demented filmmaker Harmony Korine’s Trash Humpers. The film…

Five Reasons You Should Date a Chubster

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Will the Real Joe Flanigan Please Stand Up?

Last week we met Joe Turino, a contestant vying for the final spot of the second annual Joe Flanigan look-alike contest. His mission was simple: to be crowned the best Joe Flanigan look-alike in Hialeah and represent his favorite restaurant at the finals in Weston.Along with his two brothers, Mike…

Joe Flanigan Look-Alike Contest

Every year, the city of London, Kentucky pays tribute to the king of processed chicken, Colonel Sanders, in September with a look-alike contest. In Key West, tourists celebrate Hemingway Days, where look-alikes compete in Key Lime pie-eating contests and arm wrestle.This Saturday at 4 p.m., Flanigan’s Seafood Bar and Grill…

Why Last Night’s Emmys Sucked: Jimmy Fallon

Last night, Jimmy Fallon hosted the 62nd annual Primetime Emmy Awards, and he got about as many laughs as Hurricane Katrina, which hit five years ago yesterday. Relying on a guitar, “funny” songs, and tweets from random Emmy viewers, Fallon once again proved to be the Keanu Reeves of comedy…