The French have taken over South Beach, and they’re getting High on Ocean Drive. No, not high high, just High Miami, SoBe’s newest nightclub. Located at the Casanova Suites Hotel, the French Riviera’s “most famous club” is opening its first US location on one of the world’s most famous strips. During…
We love HBO. Having said that, we’re thrilled their summer series are finally over. Aside from (spoiler alert) Tara being shot in True Blood, Michael J. Fox’s guest appearance on Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Entourage altogether ending, we felt that Sundays’ season finales were uncharacteristically weak. In fact, True Blood’s…
Well before Odd Future’s Loiter Squad was picked up by Adult Swim, Kanye West tried tackling the sketch comedy beast on Comedy Central. However, his series never took off. In 2008, West partnered with longtime friend and fellow Chicagoan, Rhymefest, to develop Alligator Boots, a 30-minute puppet show peppered with…
n Analyze This, Paul Vitti (Robert De Niro) tells therapist Dr. Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) about his inability to maintain an erection. They’re sitting at an empty bar, and behind the top-shelf liquor, “mermaids” with pouty lips and sensual underwater acrobatics seductively tease the two men. But behind that veil…
In less than a year, the LA-based Odd Future crew’s gone from relative obscurity to total fucking superstardom. They’re slanging dick with supermodels at Fashion Week, headlining Alexander Wang’s frat-themed closing party, and Tyler the Creator’s spilling drinks on “ugly-as-fuck” designer shirts. Soon, OFWGKTA will embark on a 25-city tour,…
From Brooklyn to the Sunshine State, rapper J’lynn Irving, who simply goes by J’lynn, splits his time between New York City and the South Florida suburbs. Three years ago, J’lynn moved to SoFla with his mom and started working on his rap career. Influenced by fellow New Yorkers like Jay-Z,…
Dude’s already a boss at freestylin’ rhymes. But does Rick Ross have what it take to be America’s next best freestyle skier? Probably not. Nevertheless, you might catch him on a Pennsylvanian ski slope come February when the Teflon Don headlines the MMG and Friends Weekend. Together with Maybach Music’s…
You’ve been straining your eyes the entire day, staring at a computer screen for the past nine hours at work. You’re tired. Not just today. But tired in general. You want a new profession. Something that offers up more exciting shit. Maybe something in the music industry. But you’ll never…
The Book of Mormon. Not only is it the sacred text of one of the fastest-growing religions in the world, it’s also the title of a Tony Award-winning Broadway musical. Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s religious satire scored 15 Tony Award nominations, and took home nine awards, including Best Musical,…
There are several great artists releasing new music today. Everyone from St. Vincent to Wild Flag to Blitzen Trapper has a new album out. And while we can list hundreds of reasons why you should buy each of those, we had to narrow our picks of the week. The artists…
He looks like he could be Tegan and Sara’s little sister. And now the Biebz is admitting he dresses like them too. The Telegraph is reporting that Justin Bieber has admitted he sometimes shops in the Juniors section. The 17-year-old pop star nonchalantly claimed that women’s clothing fits him better…
British rapper Tinie Tempah either (A) shits money, or (B) loves Michael J. Fox. The 22-year-old Londoner recently dropped a staggering $37,500 on a pair of Nike Mag sneakers at a Los Angeles charity auction benefiting the Michael J. Fox’s Parkinson’s foundation. The limited-edition kicks are actually based on a…
Rick Ross thinks female rapper Kreayshawn’s a “dirty bitch.” And he’s willing to drop 50 large to ruin the 21 year old’s week. The Maybach Music CEO is finally responding to Kreayshawn’s recent string of disses in the upcoming issue of XXL, and he can’t wait to slap someone. “I…
If there’s one decade we never want to revisit, it’s the ’80s. Needless to say, we were devastated to learn that Top Gun is being converted to 3D. Early this morning, the Hollywood Reporter announced that a four-minute, three-dimensional teaser “featuring the ‘Danger Zone’ aerial flight sequence,” had been screened…
“The Star-Spangled Banner” … In American sports, it’s the “We Will Rock You” of patriotism. A song that often sends chills down our spine. And in some situations, precedes fighter jet fly-overs. But our national anthem is also an incredibly tough tune to carry. Performers often succumb to nervous anxiety,…
See the full 25-photo Hunx and His Punx at The Stage slideshow. Hunx and His Punx With Lil Daggers and the Coathangers The Stage September 9, 2011 Better Than: A golden shower in our butts. Seth Bogart is a corporate whore. And for the record, he wasn’t wearing any underwear…
The Guns N’ Roses will never reunite. But Axl’s other band, Guns N’ Roses, is still touring. And they’re kicking off the 2011 US leg of the Chinese Democracy tour right here in Florida. In the band’s 26-year history, 21 different dudes have shuffled through GNR’s revolving door. And aside from…
Miami’s a city full of ballers. Poppin’ bottles with celebs on South Beach, makin’ it rain dolla, dolla bills at King of Diamonds, and dropping stacks of Benjamins just ’cause it’s the motherfucking weekend. That’s how we roll. Alright, that’s a bunch of bullshit. Crossdade’s never made it rain, those…
Gumby, the absolute last claymation figure you’d expect to succumb to the pitfalls of childhood superstardom, has hit rock bottom. Well, sort of. Earlier this week, a man dressed as the little green guy unsuccessfully tried robbing a 7-Eleven, but the store’s clerk didn’t even flinch. Instead, he laughed it…
Miami’s live music scene is on the up-and-come. And in particular, one Midtown lounge is really stepping it up by bringing some of the most diverse acts in indie pop, hip-hop, and chillwave to the 305. Bardot recently announced the Thursday Living Room Sessions, a weekly series of intimate shows…
Jessica Simpson’s boobs are huge. And at one point, so was her career. But as of late, the 31-year old pop star’s celebrity status has been reduced to headlining Chili Cook Offs and PBS Christmas specials–a far cry from a prime-time reality show slot on MTV in the early 2000s,…
Earlier this morning, Lil Wayne shot off a sour-ass tweet about a “wakk” Nebraskan “Sk8 park.” Evidently, the Cash Money Millionaire was too busy skating shitty ramps and rails to address the news of his 18 BET Hip-Hop Awards nominations. Naturally, Mr. Carter received nods for his personal style (Made-You-Look…
