Los Campesinos! Pushing Budweiser and Playing Bardot in June

Gareth Campesinos isn’t stupid. The 26-year-old frontman of Welsh indie outfit Los Campesinos! realizes that you’re illegally downloading music and there’s not a whole lot he can do about it. However, “there comes a time when people have to accept if they’re going to illegally download music,” Campesinos tells Pitchfork,…

Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

A week’s worth of panic attacks, insomnia, depression, and paranoid delusions, no we’re not having showing signs of ecstasy withdrawal. We’re on team Deadmau5 and we’re showing signs of EDM withdrawal. It’s been four days since WMC wrapped, pulling the digital needle off the MP3 record player and silencing indie-electro…

Six Best Hip Hop Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

A faint ringing noise tickles our inner ear, the result of a lifetime’s worth of WMC pool parties, electronic music cruises, and afterhours ragers cramped into one bleepity-bloopity-filled week of house music. After far too many dates with Molly (and 28 Vicks Vapor Inhalers later), we’re regrettably giving up. We…

Whitney Houston Allegedly Starring in Posthumous Celebrity Sex Tape

Just one month removed from her death, rumors of a posthumous sex tape and several sexy photographs starring Whitney Houston have started to surface. According to a Star magazine “insider,” Brandy’s baby brother and former celebrity sex tape star Ray J (who introduced the world to Kim Kardashian via cunnilingus)…

Rick Ross on Pace to Drop 27.79 Videos in 2012, Watch the First Six

Two seizures and an alarmingly high-caloric diet are mere speed bumps on Rick Ross’s road to world dominance. The man does not stop. He’s constantly slangin’ MMG dick ’round the world, reminding everyone that he’s a Boss, a self-made millionaire “selling dope, straight off the iPhone.” Now Rozay has a…

Nicki Minaj Is Not Down With Coke, Signs Seven-Figure Deal With Pepsi

Just one week removed from PepsiCo’s announcement that Lil Wayne would become the face of Mountain Dew, the multinational corporation’s love affair with Young Money talent just became a threesome. Forbes is reporting that Nicki Minaj has singed a “massive,” multimillion-dollar deal with Pepsi to become the face of a…

Pitbull v. Lindsay Lohan Lawsuit, Ryan Seacrest to the Rescue

Inside a New York state civil courtroom, a musical tale of “irreparable harm” continues to unfold as Lindsay Lohan refuses to drop a seemingly bogus lawsuit against Pitbull, Nee-Yo, and Afrojack, the result of her “Give Me Everything” overreaction. In LiLo’s eyes, “Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoein’, to keep…