Miami Bass Super Fest at BankUnited Center November 10
Miami Bass Super Fest at BankUnited Center November 10
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ASAP Rocky’s Guide to Hooking Up With Chicks, Bitches, and Hos
He’s got a “Fucking Problem” that’s a hit, and one that isn’t. But A$AP Rocky isn’t letting unlicensed samples ruin the LONGLIVEA$AP tour. “It’s just so hard to get things cleared, because you got to find people to clear samples,” Rocky said during a recent radio interview. The MC’s debut…
Joan Manuel Serrat and Joaquin Sabina Coming to Downtown Miami on November 16
That Francisco Franco was a real buzzkill, eh? Not only was Spain’s authoritarian dictator responsible for over 200,000 deaths in the first two years of his 39-year reign, the son of a bitch barred Joan Manuel Serrat from performing in 1968’s Eurovision Song Contest and made sure that Joaquín Sabina…
Jay-Z Calls Mitt Romney a “Bitch” at Obama Rally in Ohio
Following the birth of his daughter, Blue Ivy, rumors that Jay-Z was stripping the word “bitch” from his vernacular began surfacing earlier this year. However, “the story that he wont use the word bitches anymore since having the baby is B.S.,” TMZ founder Harvey Levin tweeted in January. “He never…
Miley Cyrus’s $1 Million Offer for Girl-on-Girl Porn: From Scissor Action to Horse Play
Miley Cyrus already ate the whole cake. But now a porn company wants her to try XXX star Jessie Andrews too. Sex.com media director Martin Ellison has reached out to Cyrus’s reps about getting the Disney-turned-dubstep sexpot into a soft-core porn remake of the “Decisions” music video, according to TMZ…
Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Hulk Hogan, and Halloween on South Beach: A Six-Photo Recap
Hulk Hogan and Kanye West walk into a bar…. No, seriously. The Hulkster and Yeezy spent Halloween together at LIV, where Kayne’s girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, was celebrating her 32nd birthday dressed as Catwoman. Adhering to the couple’s superhero costume pact, West rocked a convincing Christian Bale-era Batman suit. However, he…
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Steve Aoki on Three Dead at Madrid Concert: “Deepest Condolences and Heart Felt Prayers”
Before the show, Steve Aoki tweeted, “MADRID!!!!! HOLA! IM HERE IN YOUR CITY! READY TO PARTY WITH U! SOLD OUT TONIGHT! WOOHOOO!” But Halloween went bad in the Spanish capital, where Aoki’s concert ended in tragedy after three women died in a post-show stampede. Spin reports that paramedics were called…
Marc Anthony’s Three Reasons to Vote Obama
With just six days left until the American public elects the 45th President of the United States, Latinos for Obama surrogate Marc Anthony is back on the campaign trail rallying the Spanish-speaking troops to re-elect POTUS. Scheduled to appear at an event later this evening with First Lady Michelle Obama…
Lil Wayne’s Doctor Says ‘No Flying!’ After Seizure: Will Weezy Ever Rap Again?
It was the second seizure heard ’round the rap world. A year after Rick Ross suffered a pair of mid-flight epileptic episodes, Lil Wayne’s private jet was forced to make an emergency landing in Texas following the Young Money Cash Money capo’s own medical nightmare at 30,000 feet. As a…
Racist Chris Brown Dresses Like a Terrorist, Says “Ain’t Nobody F$@*ing with My Clique”
What two things do Chris Brown and anradical Islamist terrorist have in common? Easy! They both treat women like shit and occasionally wear the same clothes. Still struggling to trigger the think-before-you-act part of the brain that humans typically rely on for day-to-day life, Breezy thought it’d be a good…
Hotter Than the Suns
Face it, Phoenix. The Suns have completely lost their pizazz this year with the loss of Steve Nash, the South African/Canadian whiz kid whose very existence permanently refutes the phrase “white men can’t jump.” The Miami Heat, on the other hand, are, well, on fire, coming out of a promising…
Bring the Stuffing
It’s fitting that November starts with the Miami Hurricanes’ annual Turkey hunt against rival Virginia Tech. These teams have been meeting since 1953, but unfortunately this year’s matchup doesn’t quite have the same flair as in years past. Eleven of the previous meetings between the two schools matched up two…
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Taking Back Sunday at Revolution Live November 7
Taking Back Sunday at Revolution Live November 7
Curren$y at Club Cinema November 3
Curren$y at Club Cinema November 3
Glen Matlock’s Acoustic Anarchy Tour at the Vagabond November 2
Glen Matlock’s Acoustic Anarchy Tour at the Vagabond November 2
I-4 Corridor Predicts Florida for Romney
I-4 Corridor Predicts Florida for Romney
Kanye West Begins Apology Tour in Miami, Hugs Female Paparazzi He (Almost) Slapped
Not everyone thinks that the Reggie-Bush-slept-with-Kim-Kardashian-before-Kanye-West joke is funny. Especially Yeezy himself. So when a local female paparazzo teased West and current girlfriend Kim Kardashian about the Miami Dolphins running back, the notoriously ill-tempered MC lost his shit and nearly slapped the woman. However, since the power couple is shopping…
Psy Smokes a Cigarette! Are K-Pop and Big Tobacco Plotting the Fall of America?!
Korean pop is about the most anti-American facet of pop culture in existence today, depending who you ask. In September, we brought you the story of Cooper Cap, a ginger patriot who demanded that overnight K-Pop sensation Psy get his “shit culture out of ours” in a YouTube video. “We…
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Miley Cyrus Makes Sexy Vid With Miami-Born Porn Star Jessie Andrews
She’s done it all … Girl-on-girl sex scenes, deep-throat blowjobs, female-male-male threesomes, you name it. But 20-year-old Miami-born porn star Jessie Andrews is more than just a pretty strawberry blonde with adorable B-cups and unrivaled gag reflexes, she’s a bona fide music video sensation. Just seven months ago, Andrew starred…
The XX Reveals Early 2013 Tour Dates, Playing Miami on February 5
The xx was supposed to play Baltimore tonight, the English indie pop outfit’s last North American gig in support of sophomore release, Coexist, before a string of shows across Western Europe in November and December. Instead, inclement weather forced the group to postpone its remaining three concerts. “We’ll have another…
AAA and Bud Light “Giving Free Rides to Intoxicated Halloween Revelers” in Florida
If you’re part of the “sluts and children” demographic that’ll be trick-or-treating tomorrow night for body shots and Molly at any one of the ten best Halloween parties in Miami, please call AAA and Bud Light for a ride home. Co-sponsored by the American Automobile Association and Anheuser-Busch, the Auto…
Ellie Goulding Breaks Up With Skrillex, Announces Trip to South Beach
Continental drift is ultimately to blame for electronic dance music’s latest heartbreak. Had the continents not started shifting 250 million years ago, London might’ve only been a short domestic flight from Los Angeles, and Skrillex would still be dating Ellie Goulding. According to The Sun, the dubstep messiah and electro-pop…