Turns Out U.S. Interrogators Went Waterboard Crazy in Gitmo

When we toured and wrote about Guantánamo Bay a couple of months ago, the military had already tossed out any pretense that waterboarding and other torture techniques had been used on inmates. But no one really knew how often the military and the CIA decided to violate the Geneva Conventions…

‘Golden Girls’ Relocates to Istanbul

Blanche, Sophia, Rose and the rest of the Golden Girls are heading to Turkey. We’re still awaiting word on how “Thank You For Being A Friend” is going to translate in Turkish, but this is what some free web translator came up with for us: “Bir Arkadaşım Olduğun Için Teşekkürler.”…

Commemorate Your Ponzi Scheme Losses with a Nice Decorative Tile

Have you been swindled out of your life savings in a massive Ponzi scheme? Are you looking for the perfect way to remember all those heady days of 15 percent returns before the market collapsed? Do you just love R. Allen Stanford’s manly Texas mustache? A Florida entrepreneur has the product…

Passengers Land Plane After Pilot Dies Midair over Miami

Not to name any names, but some of us here at Riptide Central are none too fond of the ol’ “airplane travel” and generally consume enough drugs to kill Keith Richards before we board any airborne vehicles.It’s stories like this that fuel the phobia, even with a happy ending: A…

Another Year, Another Horrible Florida Panthers Failure

It was supposed to be different this year. Hell, it was different this year.It’s hard to believe now, but it really was only two months ago when the Herald ran a front page story with this headline: “Panthers Hockey Fans Are Frisky Over Playoff Prospects.” The Cats had won a…

Shear Happiness

Boy, were we pleased when Hanley Ramirez made an empty demand for a trade earlier this spring after the team forced him to mow his cornrows. Our joy had nothing to do with wanting to see Han-Ram go; we were just happy to hear, for once, some water-cooler buzz about…

Fishy Business

Joe Martinez seems a forthright and resolute guy. He was the first Hispanic elected by his peers to be county commission chairman. He publicly supported the highly unpopular John McCain for president. And he pushed to strip Jose Canseco’s name from a stretch of SW 16th Street after the slugger…

Robin Hood Courts

Inside a stuffy, overcrowded Miami-Dade misdemeanor court, a 13-year-old boy watches in awe as his lawyer artfully demands that the judge toss evidence the prosecution has against the teenager. Most days, Ben Reiss of the prestigious Greenberg Traurig firm defends commercial companies in cases with such high stakes they almost…

The Fall of a Titan

It’s a bright September afternoon inside the towering Miami Center on Biscayne Boulevard. From his 21st-floor office, Charles Hazlett has a clear view of Biscayne Bay’s sailboat-speckled water, the massive cruise ships docked at the port, and Bayfront Park’s emerald lawn. The six-foot-four Miami native — a ringer for Steven…

Plantation Man Pleads Guilty To Shipping Military Aircraft Parts to Iran

It’s probably safe to add “shipping military aircraft parts to Iran” to your running list of “Bad Business Plans.”Traian Bujduveanu, a Romanian citizen living in Plantation, learned that the hard way, pleading guilty in downtown Miami federal court today of plotting to ship sensitive military parts to Iran, the U.S…

Black History No-Show

Note to Tim Ryan: Maybe just stay home next February. Ryan, Miami-Dade Corrections and Rehabilitation chief since 2006, hasn’t exactly built a mountain of goodwill with his majority black workforce during his three years in charge of one of the nation’s largest prison systems, with a $315 million budget and…

Corrections Chief Tim Ryan Can’t Seem To Stop Offending Black Guards

Note to Tim Ryan: Maybe just stay home next February. Ryan, Miami-Dade Corrections and Rehabilitation chief since 2006, hasn’t exactly built a mountain of goodwill with his majority black workforce during his three years in charge of one of the nation’s largest prison systems, with a $315 million budget and…