Obama Decides to Keep Grotesque Parody of Justice For Gitmo Detainees

When I visited Guantanamo Bay a few months ago, I caught what looked like the last act in the long, sordid miscarriage of justice President Bush called the military tribunal system. There were so many outrageous problems with Bush’s plan for trying suspected terrorists, it’s hard to know where to start.  The evidence, which is so mismanaged that…

Feds Bust Yacht Pimped Out With Endangered Animal Hides, Tusks

Listen up, foreign billionaires who enjoy pimping out your pleasure yachts with the finest in endangered African animal skins: You might want to keep that luxury boat away from Florida.Surrounded by stuffed lions, mounted, roaring tiger heads and massive carved ivory tusks, U.S. Attorney Alexander Acosta announced this morning a…

NPR, WaPo Refuse to Report That Outrage Is About Crist

You’ve probably already heard about Since you live in Florida, you’ve probably also heard that the film prominently features our own tanned gubernatorial whiz-kid and maybe gay guy Charlie Crist. In part through some fine reporting by New Times’ own Bob Norman, the film offers no proof that Florida’s guv…

Two More Arrested In Miami’s Hottest New Racket, Medicare Fraud

Sure, it’s not as sexy as running coke in cigarette boats over the Florida Straits or bootlegging moonshine for northern gangsters on the lam. But damn if Medicare fraud isn’t lucrative — which is probably why it’s shaping up as one of the defining crimes of modern Miami.As Jay Weaver’s…

Check Out Jimmy Buffett’s Unfortunately Titled New Book

Do you really need more proof that Jimmy Buffett hates freedom, America, children, ice cream, baseball and pretty much everything else that is good in our world? Even after he wrenched out the soul of a proud football franchise in the name of selling more Corona ripoffs?  After the even more…

Miami PD Arrest 50 Drug Dealers In Overtown. Not Everyone Is Impressed.

Surrounded by a circle of grinning undercover cops in jeans and polo shirts, their badges swinging from silver chains around their necks, Miami Police Chief John Timoney stands on the most dangerous corner in Overtown.”The vast majority of homicides in Overtown happen within two blocks of this corner,” Timoney says,…

Embarassing Bush-Era Case Stumbling to Predictably Shameful Ending

Twice before, the government tried to build a laughably flimsy case that six poor Haitian guys from Liberty City were getting ready to “wage a ground war against the United States,” in the silly words of disgraced uber-clown Alberto Gonzalez.Twice before, juries deadlocked and couldn’t come up with a verdict…

UPDATE: CBS4 Pulls DeFede Video at Heart of Liberty City Shooting Dustup

Yesterday, a veteran Miami-Dade prosecutor told New Times he thinks a story by CBS4’s Jim DeFede that aired last week triggered a drive-by shooting in Liberty City on Sunday that left five young men wounded.Today, the video report in question appears to have disappeared from CBS4’s website, although a written…

Jeffrey Loria Officially Got the Marlins for Free

Remember this moment the next time you hear Jeffrey Loria whining about how much he needs a new stadium to keep the Marlins profitable. Remember it next year, when Loria sells off Hanley Ramirez, Dan Uggla, Josh Johnson, and any other Marlins player who might command more than a few…