Valentine’s Day is coming soon. It’s a magical day full of candies, flowers, gifts, and sweet lovin’. Well, that’s if you have a significant other. Single folks spend V-Day hating their lives and watching their cats wander around the house. But there’s good news for Miami’s single ladies: Men are…
The Bravo network is good at many things: making irrelevant people famous, teaching us how to cook, and making housewivery the most desirable job in the country. But if we had to find the network’s strongest skill, it would be padding 15 minutes of actual entertainment into a full-blown hour-long…
If you whip out your dictionary and turn to the word “reunion,” you will find a definition that reads: the act of uniting again. Please note that that definition includes no mention of Andy Cohen, Bravo, or bitches acting as though they are on bath salts in a ball gown…
When Real Housewives of Miami began, we wanted it to be good, sure. But really, we just didn’t want these bitches embarrassing our city again.Well, gals, you didn’t. You made us proud in the most hot mess of ways…
Well kids, we made it! Our little Real Housewives of Miami made it through an entire second season. Remember season one, when we got six lousy episodes (and they sure were lousy)? This was not that. This was one weepy, crazy, dirty, super-smiley (thanks, Karent), blowjob-innuendo-y, bitchslap-filled dramafest, and sweet…
When the opening scene of Real Housewives of Miami is pouring rain, you know the editing guy with a degree in drama is thinking, “Self, this is pure genius! What a scene I am creating!”And yeah, he did — but these ladies created a shitshow all on their very own…
For maybe the best moment of the entire season, we started Real Housewives of Miami with a sleepover with Marysol Patton and Mama Elsa. In a very Martha Stewart moment, Elsa decided to make some coffee. No, not with the use of a pot or a kettle. With her, all…
After a long Thanksgiving break from the broads, let’s all just admit it: We missed them! Real Housewives of Miami may have started with six housewives, but in episode 12, we’re now counting nine. In addition to the originals, there is Elaine Lancaster, of course. There’s the biggest queen of…
On a very steamy summer day, a photo shoot in the heart of the Magic City is being prepared. Stylists are steaming racks of couture ensembles, makeup artists are cleaning their brushes, and hairstylists are ensuring curling irons are ready. All is in place, except the cover girl, Adriana de…
On a very steamy summer day, a photo shoot in the heart of the Magic City is being prepared. Stylists are steaming racks of couture ensembles, makeup artists are cleaning their brushes, and hairstylists are ensuring curling irons are ready. All is in place, except the cover girl, Adriana de…
There aint no party like a Real Housewives of Miami party because a Real Housewives of Miami party don’t stop! No, seriously, it seems like it never ends. And it also includes drag queens, ever-flowing alcohol, and more drama than your average Bravo viewer can handle.For week 11, our favorite…
Nicole Richie vs. Paris Hilton. Nicki Minaj vs. Mariah Carey. Donald Trump vs. Barack Obama. Mel Gibson vs. The Jewish Community. The Kardashians vs. Just About Everyone.We have seen many great celebrity feuds in our day. Luckily for you pop culture junkies out there, now we have one going down…
For this special Sunday presentation of Real Housewives of Miami, we all find ourselves at the model beach volleyball tournament — an event we actually had the pleasure of attending last year. (Well, it was a pleasure for at least the first 10 minutes, after which we realized we needed…
Miami, we have had quite the week. We got a new Marlins manager. We are all still recovering from Halloween. And we got to watch two episodes of Real Housewives of Miami in the span of five days.We don’t how we are keeping our panties on with all this excitement,…
We think it’s safe to say that Real Housewives of Miami is finally starting to heat up. On last night’s special Sunday edition, there were cocktails, violence, and nip slips — oh my! What more could you ask from a Real Housewives franchise? (Not much.)We mean, even Lady Gaga was tweeting…
We want to begin with a big shout out to Lisa Hochstein. Real Housewives of Miami episode seven began with her explaining what exactly the Susan G. Komen foundation is. Not exactly necessary, because we’ve all spent the past month inundated with pink ribbons, pink sports gear, the pink sign…
Last night’s Real Housewives of Miami began with Karent Sierra desperately trying to walk a red carpet, Elaine Lancaster in full drag, and Elsa Patton boozing it up. So yeah, it’s pretty much ON. See also:- Smoking Hot Pics of Elsa Patton Before Surgery- Elsa Patton Collapses at RHOM Premiere- Last week’s…
UPDATE Oppa! Jingle style! Y100 Jingle Ball lineup has been confirmed! Thanks to the Internet, nothing is a secret. Were you drunk leaving a club this weekend? That little gem is probably on some bouncer’s Instagram as we speak. Are you sexting your nanny? A screenshot of that will be…
Here’s a handy summary of the first 20 minutes of Real Housewives of Miami: Marta Krupa cried, Ana Quincoces attempted to teach Joanna Krupa to cook, Karent Sierra and her telenovela boy toy got creepy and Lea Black went on the news. Hey, not every scene can be groundbreaking, right?See…
In last week’s Real Housewives of Miami, Joanna Krupa got full-blown white girl wasted. After about 35 glasses of vodka, Miss Krupa decided to throw a tantrum at her fiancé, Romain Zago, at his lounge Mynt. She raged, he stormed out, blah blah blah.See also:- Last week’s episode of Real…
Tonight, we say goodbye to Gallery Girls. It’s show we love to hate to secretly really love. (If our alma mater finds out we’re fans, we’re pretty sure they’ll take back our diploma.)See also:- Liz Margulies: “Amy is Her Own Worst Enemy”- Last week’s Gallery Girls recapFor us, the show,…
If Bravo wanted to lure in straight male viewers to Real Housewives of Miami, they did a pretty good job Thursday night. We think capturing a lingerie-wearing Joanna Krupa in bed will always do the trick.See also:- Joanna Krupa: “Where’s the Vodka?”- Last week’s RHOM recapWe then go from disrobed…
