We’re here to talk Real Housewives. But before we begin, did you catch Watch What Happens Live with three of the ladies after last night’s episode? So much juice: Marysol is 45! Lea had a facelift! It’s becoming essential viewing.See also:- Smoking Hot Photos of Young Elsa Patton- Real Housewives…
As Miami New Times has chronicled life in the Magic City through the years, we’ve made some enemies. We have busted police officers, spread the word on crooked politicians, and even called out one of the world’s biggest bloggers.The TruTV reality series South Beach Tow hasn’t been safe from our…
See more Real Housewives recaps, interviews, news, and videos.We’ve spent all week getting psyched for the return of The Real Housewives of Miami. We attended the premiere party. We let Joanna Krupa call us a bitch (lovingly, of course). We got the scoop on Elsa Patton’s health after she collapsed.Finally, last…
If you have tuned into Bravo in the last 24 hours, you have had the joy of re-experiencing season one of The Real Housewives of Miami. Why are Andy Cohen and his team replaying that trainwreck of a season? After all the bad reviews and even worse ratings of the…
In the brotherhood that is Miami Heat’s “Three Kings,” Chris Bosh is the often overlooked middle child. Think about it. Dwyane Wade is Mr. Miami, now a New York Times bestselling author in addition to the 305’s own basketball superhero. LeBron James is arguably the most famous basketball player actively…
See Elsa Patton Collapses at Real Housewives premiere party; The Real Housewives of Miami Season Two Trailer.The second season of The Real Housewives of Miami premieres tomorrow night. And that means that you’re just one day away from meeting your new reality tv obsession: Joanna Krupa.Of the show’s four new…
See The Real Housewives of Miami’s Season Two Trailer; Elsa Patton Collapses at the Real Housewives Premiere Party.Season one of the Real Housewives of Miami was full of sexy and drama-filled moments that kept you tuning in week after week. Okay, that’s a lie. It was a complete bore. When…
See The Real Housewives of Miami’s Season Two Trailer.Get ready for a pretty epic mental picture: It was a beautiful Miami night. A tad steamy, but breezy, and the sunset was upon us at The Forge in Miami Beach. Just when you thought the evening couldn’t feel any more like…
From Beverly Hills to Atlanta, the ladies of the household are not only ruling their humble abodes, but the airwaves as well. No matter how much you try and avoid them, Bravo’s Real Housewives are everywhere, folks. Most of them have books, record deals, clothing lines, and more. And one…
See our interview with Amy Poliakoff, and our recaps of Gallery Girls episodes one and two.On the popular sitcom How I Met Your Mother, womanizer Barney tells his friend Ted, “Never, ever break up a girl fight. It’s Bro Code.” We couldn’t agree more. Girl fights are usually petty, with…
Our mamas always told us, “Don’t judge someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.” So, when we heard the news of Chad Ochocino being dropped from the Miami Dolphins for an alleged domestic violence dispute with wife Evelyn Lozada we went to someone who has been there, experienced…
See our interview with Amy Poliakoff of Gallery Girls.If you have caught even one minute of Bravo’s TV programming in the last month, you’ve probably seen ads for Gallery Girls. They’re running about 100,000 times a day. Even your DVR can’t ignore it — miniature versions of the ladies occasionally…
Do you ignore your significant other when Real Housewives is on? Is your fridge stocked with Skinnygirl products? Do you root for the Atlanta Falcons because of Kroy Biermann? You may have an addiction to Bravo TV programming.And with the network’s new reality series Gallery Girls, starring two Miami natives,…
As the Florida Primary Elections approach next week, politicians are appealing to local voters on a wide variety of issues: the economy, education, and the inalienable right of fast food chains to hate on gay people.Of course, we encourage you to pick up your picket signs when it comes to…
Late last week, we reported that according to Trojan Condom Survey, Miami residents are number one in the country when it comes to sexual satisfaction. Not just that, but we are also at the top of the list of how many times we get down and dirty each year. Really,…
See our full Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim 2012 coverage.We have seen her pole dance, verbally assault Cristy Rice on the Real Housewives of Miami reunion, and this week, we saw her take to runways of Miami’s Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim. When we grow up, we want to be Adriana de…
See Jessy Nite is a Bad, Bad Girl at Primary Projects.Late last week, we reported that according to Trojan Condom Survey, Miami residents are number one in the country when it comes to sexual satisfaction. Not just that, but we are also at the top of the list of how…
See the full 80-photo slideshow from the iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party at Fontainebleau Miami Beach. iHeartRadio Bleau Live Ultimate Pool Party A “special appearance” from Enrique Iglesias With performances by Flo Rida, Maroon 5, and Gym Class Heroes Fontainebleau Miami Beach Saturday, June 30, 2012 Better Than: A naked Flo…
Miami is known for many things: hurricanes, nightlife, our beaches, hot people, etc. But just a few years back, we were named the fattest city in America. Pretty sad, especially for a town where you can’t walk two blocks without hearing LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It.”Being large and in…
The Real Housewives, Snooki, and the Kardashians have plenty in common. They’re stars of the small screen. They’re women that much of America loves to hate. And yes, they have their own clothing lines. But can you really take them seriously as fashion designers? Not while they’re still making out…
Elizabeth Banks on Comedy, Motherhood, and People Like Us
Elizabeth Banks is one lucky bitch. She’s made out with Alec Baldwin. She’s rubbed up on Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey. She starred in one of this year’s most successful films, The Hunger Games, and also appears on 30 Rock, one of the best shows on television.For all these reasons…
