Our mother always told us, “Girl, your problems are no more important that anyone else’s.” And maybe that’s true. But now that we have spent three episodes of the Real Housewives of Miami discussing Romain and Joanna’s bedroom issues, we’d sure like to swap issues with the super-pretty newlyweds. Would…
In recent weeks, we have examined the diverse dating scene in the Magic City. First, we ran down the ten Miami guys you local ladies have dated. Then we gave Miami girls the same treatment. Soon after, our gay readers began asking, “What about us?” Don’t worry — we weren’t…
Technology has done wonders for our modern lives: the iPad, Skype, sexting. But if there’s one major drawback to our brave new world of interconnectedness, it’s this: that awkward moment when middle-aged folks fight over Twitter. They usually say something along the lines of “twat” instead of “tweet.” And nobody…
If you don’t believe in miracles, well, you should. Last week’s episode of Real Housewives of Miami mentioned little to nothing about holy matrimony. Sure, they shopped for bridesmaid dresses, but that is about it. But the lack of nuptials came to a screeching halt last night. If you were…
With the end of Breaking Bad on its way, we’ve been thinking about crystal meth. Not actually going out and using the stuff, of course. But its symptoms are eerily similar to be behavior of the people on Bravo reality shows. Think about it: The mania, the twitchiness, the weight…
So Joshua from Girls and Magda from There’s Something About Mary all walk into the Soho House. No, that really happened. Sure, Patrick Wilson and Lin Shaye are known for more than that, but they found a snuggly place in your heart for those two roles alone. And now, you…
If we have learned one thing from Real Housewives of Miami, it’s that we want to work for Lea Black. All it seems you need is a fierce Spanish accent, some sass, and no work ethic whatsoever. And hey, if we can’t be on her staff, we want to be…
The ladies of Miami-Dade do a lot of complaining about their dating prospects. But guys, you have it rough too. You have given your best effort at speed dating. You have hit up every wine bar in a 30-mile radius. There is a good chance you read “Ten Miami Guys…
There is a line from a Sex and the City episode in which Carrie Bradshaw attempts to break up a fight with a few famous words: “”Stop it! Stop fighting! For heaven’s sake, you’re middle aged!” Really, this quote could not be more appropriate for our ladies on The Real…
Robin Thicke and Pharrell As part of the BleauLive concert series Fontainebleau Miami Beach Sunday, September 1, 2013 Better Than: Any typical Sunday funday that includes a concert and cocktails. Is there anything better than a long weekend spent at the iconic Fontainebleau Miami Beach? It hasn’t been voted one…
You’ve tried online dating. You’ve gotten fixed up by friends. You’ve gone home with someone on a whim. Somehow, you’re still single. Is it you? Is it them? How should you know? You’re just a stranger out there in internetland. But we do know plenty of men in this city…
Episode three of The Real Housewives of Miami features possibly the saddest thing since Miley Cyrus’ performance at the VMAs. Pobre Adriana has to stand in the rain for a cab because her car is broken down. Plus, she’s fighting with her best friend over a piece of paper, loans,…
It’s no doubt one of your worst fears. Thanks to Hollywood, just the thought of people breaking into your home to kill you has likely run through your mind. Even now, the idea probably sends a chill down your spine. Run to your neighbors for help? Nope, they’re dead. Now,…
Well, episode two of RHOM has arrived and still no Mama Elsa. So essentially, it was a big waste of time. But maybe not completely…. First, however, we are met with Joanna and Romain’s #FirstWorldProblems as they hit an all time high this evening. Miss Krupa is so very busy…
Still nursing your Real Housewives season premiere hangover? Just be happy we’ve made it to this point. Hell, we didn’t think season one would make it past three episodes. Since that first fateful season, we have seen some ladies come (Lisa Hochstein and Joanna Krupa) and some go (Cristy Rice,…
Adriana de Moura, Joanna Krupa, Lea Black, Lisa Hochstein, and Alexia Echevarria. Did we ever think we would feel genuine concern about these five ladies’ lives? Of course not. But we’ve gotta make a full-blown confession: we love the Real Housewives of Miami, and we aren’t ashamed. Our ladies have…
Just imagine it: all the people you love to make fun of all in one room. And it doesn’t stop there — you’re also surrounded by their trainwreck friends, families. and house cleaning staff. Welcome to the Real Housewives of Miami premiere! See also: – The Real Housewives of Miami…
iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party 2013 As part of the Bleau Live Concert Series Special appearances from Miley Cyrus and LL Cool J With performances by Afrojack, Ke$ha, and Pitbull Fontainebleau Miami Beach Saturday, June 29, 2013 Better than: Witnessing Ke$ha ask the crowd to teabag their neighbor. Exhausted at work…
It’s a gorgeous South Beach afternoon. The sun is shining. And the weatherman was wrong … No rain. In typical Clevelander Hotel fashion, the pool is full of scantily clad 20-somethings with frozen Red Bulls in hand. Only this day is different: Calvin Harris and Miley Cyrus are in the…
Irie Weekend 2013, With DJ Irie, LMFAO’s Sky Blu, Jermaine Dupri, and Others, June 27 to 29
DJ Irie (or Ian Grocher, as he’s known to his family back in St. Croix, Virgin Islands) is possibly the hardest working man in the Miami music biz. Rarely seen anywhere but behind the decks, he has been the official DJ to the Miami Heat for 13 years. Off season,…
Did you spend your Saturday night watching The Rachel Zoe Project marathon? Have you gotten into verbal altercations over Beverly Hills versus Orange Country? Is your boyfriend hiding his love for Nene Leakes like a meth habit? These are all signs of a full-blown Bravo addiction. You aren’t the only…
