Kristen gets sloppy in Jamaica.Yay! Bad Girls Club Miami is back! How we went a week without this show, we have no idea. The ladies headed out of town in last night’s episode. Why did no one send any of the Bad Girls to Hedonism II before? Sluts + encouraged…
In the words of Tina Fey from Mean Girls, we hate to have girl-on-girl crime. We really do want to yell “you go, girl!” and support each other’s endeavors, but there are a few women that just make that hard to do. Here they are.1. Angelina Jolie: OK, we’re not…
We live in a pretty politically correct world. Luckily for us, there are a few people who don’t give shit about the PC police. Josh Blue is one of those men. You might know Blue from the fourth season of Last Comic Standing, where his win was entirely based on…
In the past, the words blondes and books rarely went together. Well, nowadays, that just isn’t the case. With ladies such as Lauren Conrad and Chelsea Handler topping the New York Times best-seller list, it seems that even those with great hair genes (or a superb colorist) can achieve book…
We’ve got a lot of questions. Like … Are we the only ones willing to listen to how fucking dumb Kristen is because of all the crazy-funny shit she says? Is Dirty D an actual ex-heroin addict or is she just faking it to be a Debbie Downer? Or when…
When you hear that there’s going to be a burlesque show at Churchill’s Pub, you might wonder: Who do they think they are, Moulin Rouge? And if you’ve never been to Churchill’s Pub, we highly suggest it for many reasons. Sure, it’s not in the best part of town and…
We don’t know about you, but pretty much anything on Bravo completely takes over our DVRs. Bravo is the best friend a reality junkie could have. I mean, yes, they’ve betrayed us before with poor choices in programming (NYC Prep, Work of Art, Miami Social…we could go on and on)…
We live in a pretty politically correct world. If you say anything outside of the box, get ready to be chopped to pieces. Luckily for us, there are a few people who don’t give shit about the PC police. Josh Blue is one of those men. You might know Blue…
We start off this episode with the great news that Kristen isn’t going home. When she does her walk of shame into the house, she looks pretty wrecked, obviously hung over as balls, and we have to love her for it. Here’s a shocker: Erica’s pissed to see her back…
Bad Girls Club Miami is the gift that keeps on giving. With so many fights, drunken moments, and girls with daddy issues, it forces us to tune in week after week. And just when you think it can’t get any better/worse: It’s about to.Listen up, Bad Girl fans: The house…
Like all TV junkies, we get high just watching Bravo’s infinite number of reality shows. And the side effects are virtually the same as cheap meth. It wastes our time and money and contributes to brain rot. But really, can anyone help loving Rachel Zoe’s terrible vocabulary or the complete…
Funny white men. The world’s comedy dens are saturated with them, so it’s really hard to stand out. But comedian and reality-TV host Bert Kreischer gets noticed right away. Way back in ’97, Rolling Stone named him the “Number One Partier in the Nation.” The mag wrote a six-page article…
Last night, on Episode 3 of Bad Girls Club Miami, the ladies get a serious dose of testosterone. Miss Erica and Danielle bring home some dudes. They’re pretty grimy, but every girl needs some love, ya know? Erica looks about 45 and her new lover Jeff looks about 17. Having…
We reality show junkies have had an amazing summer. All the Real Housewives hoochies have kept it botoxed and dirty while those orange guidos from Jersey Shore have been a holy gift from baby Jesus himself. Here in the 305, though, our new fave is Bad Girls Club Miami. Now,…
Like all TV junkies, we get high just watching Bravo’s infinite number of reality shows. And the side effects are virtually the same as cheap meth. It wastes our time and money and contributes to brain rot. But really, can anyone help loving Rachel Zoe’s terrible vocabulary or the complete…
When we last left the Bad Girls Club, somebody had put Miss Morgan’s crap on the porch, and she was freaking out that the other bitches “disrespected her and her shit.” And just like we expected (YES!), in last night’s Episode 2, Oxygen brings us back right when stripper Brandi…
OK, we know she isn’t an unfunny asshole. In fact, no matter how much we want to call her nasty names, Kathy Griffin seems pretty goddamn delightful. But we’re hurt. The Emmy-winning comedian will be in town this Wednesday at Hard Rock Live and we had been giddy with excitement at…
Rolling with the big boys — there are a few ladies who not only do it, but do it well. Meet Sheryl Underwood. She’s kind of a BFD (big fucking deal) in the comedy world. No, she’s not Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin, but she’s on her way. Originally breaking…
As Jersey Shore’s second season takes hold, we must remind Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino that he is definitely not the original greased-up guido with a thick accent, a mild speech impediment, and a beautiful way with the broads. Only Sylvester Stallone can lay legitimate claim to that throne. We all…
Just a few months ago, we were bombarded from all sides by the news that the Jersey Shore kids had invaded our city, but many of us dodged them like a scary orange plague. All our careful avoidance was for naught, though, because we are going to be forced to…
Season after season, the slightly deranged fans of Bad Girls Club watch in delighted horror as the Oxygen Network unveils its newest treasure trove of tragic messes. With all the crazy girl drama, booty calls, and ass pants, you’ve gotta ask yourself: Did they rip these ladies off a greasy…
Beautiful asses get the American people pretty excited. I mean, “The Thong Song,” anyone? Then there’s that pool of sexy lady celebs like Kim Kardashian, J-Lo, and Shakira whose careers have been hugely boosted by the masterpieces in their pants. And let’s not even mention the billion and one words…
