Why Your Bikini Waxer Hates You

Flickr christianisthedj​Most men don’t appreciate how much work it takes for us girls to actually look like ladies. There are the endless hair appointments, manicures and pedicures, marked-up clothes, and let’s not forget those huge, nude panties that make us look an entire size smaller. And then there’s the word…

Bad Girls Club Miami, Episode 10: Comebacks and Breakdowns

​We’ve never had an STD, but seeing Natalie from season four on last night’s Bad Girls Club episode is what we imagine it feels like when herpes comes back. She was annoying the first time she was on the show, and she is annoying the second time around too.  But…

Why It’s Great to Be Gay on National Coming Out Day

Flickr See-ming Lee​It’s National Coming Out Day! And with all the recent sad news about gay teens being bullied into suicide, we wanted to remind one and all why it’s great to be gay. Why? Because the last thing this world needs is less gay people. Yes, teen pricks are…

House of Horror Haunts Miami International Mall

​It’s October which means a few things: pumpkins, costume shopping, candy, scary movies, orange, black, blah, blah, blah. Unlike most places, we in fact do get a lot of events in the great state of Florida that really encourage all of us to get in the scare-the-shit-out-of-yourself spirit. We have…

Fondle Your Nonfiction

In the past, the words blondes and books rarely went together. Nowadays, that just isn’t the case. With ladies such as Lauren Conrad and Chelsea Handler topping the New York Times best-seller list, it seems that even those with great hair genes (or a superb colorist) can achieve book stardom…

Tweens Get an Elixir

If you’re a celebrity and have more than 100,000 Twitter followers, you’re probably hawking some kind of product. These days, it’s all about books. Forget Jenny McCarthy — there’s another blond celebutante in town this week shilling her new tome: Hilary Duff. She might have starred with the rest of…

Saved by the Break-Up: Celebutantes Better Off Without a Man

Photo by Glenn Francis of www.PacificProDigital.comDenise Richards, surviror of two and a half men.​There’s a reason that there are so many tabloid magazines: we love ourselves some celebrities. We love to learn about their clothes, hair, and lives in general — but we especially enjoy obsessing over their love lives…

600 Seconds With John Malkovich

Photo by Dana Edelson for NBC​John Malkovich isn’t an actor. He’s a legend.  With a distinct James Earl Jones-like voice, he has an Emmy, a few Oscar nods, 70-plus films and a movie, Being John Malkovich, named after himself. And with two movies coming out back to back this month…

Bitch, Behave

Dogs love unconditionally, they’re great cuddlers, and no one welcomes you home better than your furry friend. But sometimes canines can’t seem to grasp that whole sit-and-stay routine. And sometimes they use your dirty panties as a chew toy and your baseball cap as their commode. That’s when you call…

Bad Girls Club Miami, Episode 8: Oh No, I Will Go!

​On last night’s episode of Bad Girls Club, Brandi is at the top of her crazy game once again. First, she’s actually mad at Lea. Who would have ever thought she would have stuck to that game? Blondie (Kristen) and Lea have officially kicked her out of their little BFF…

Mad Madea Goes Wild

Dwyane Wade might call the American Airlines Arena his house, but the venue is about to be invaded by a very different kind of domestic rule. This weekend, the arena will be Madea’s domain when Tyler Perry brings in his touring stage production Madea’s Big Happy Family. TP, who went…

Bad Girls Club Miami, Episode 7: Threesome’s a Crowd

​On last night’s Bad Girls Club, Miss Kayleigh gets back to Miami safe and sound after fleeing Jamaica. When the other roomies arrive home and see she’s still in the house, they’re not exactly pleased. They start raiding the house ensues and chanting how dirty she is. We understand because…

Eight Reasons Why Oprah Is the Best Woman Alive

Flickr Alan Light​There are a few names that if mentioned anywhere in the world, people will know who you are talking about: Jesus, Madonna (both the mother of Jesus and the music artist,) George Bush, Michael Jackson. And let’s not forget the Queen of  Daytime TV: Oprah Winfrey. As her…

The Return of the Boob Tube: Five Fall Shows We’re Falling Over

Flickr CC CloudzillaA kitty with a vanity problem.​Sure, the rest of country spent a summer of bad TV frolicking outside in their low-humidity backyards. Meanwhile, here in Miami, sweat pooled in the most unmentionable of places so we spent most of days indoors, channel surfing awful reruns. The only passable…

Grinnin’ for Griffin

Oprah recently made a plea to Jay-Z to stop using the N-word. Jigga Man refused, and comedian Eddie Griffin has the rapper’s back. When it comes to the comic’s very R-rated comedy, you can’t help but notice his love for the term. But when someone is making you laugh that…