MonstrO Will Swallow You Whole at Churchill’s Pub on December 16

Once upon a time, a little wooden liar named Pinocchio took a trip to Pleasure Island with a pig-nosed, red-headed punk. “They say it’s a swell joint. No school. No cops,” the punk told Pinocchio. “You can tear the joint apart. And nobody says a word.” Sounds a little like…

Free Show! Au Revoir Simone and Class Actress Get Together at Grand Central

When false rumors about the closure of Mamushka’s Midtown spread throughout the Miami scene like some kinda nasty, textually transmitted disease, Sirens and Sealions singer-songwriter and Mute Miami booking boss Johanna Viscaino got a little skittish, shifting Au Revoir Simone’s Miami gig to another venue. “I moved the show because…

Meet Araabmuzik, the MVP of the MPC, at Eve Miami on December 14

Invented in the late ’80s by electronics wizard Roger Linn, the Music Production Center is a pimped-out drum machine on steroids, usually equipped with eight to 16 pressure- and velocity-sensitive pads, multiple MIDI inputs and outputs, a superpowered sequencer, advanced sampling systems, and an entire universe of highly evolved effects…

Daddy Yankee Does the “Lovumba” at 90 Degree in Miami on December 10

It’s been five full years since Time Magazine named Daddy Yankee to its list of the 100 most influential people on the planet. And using the mag’s metaphor, the recording industry’s registers were ringing like mad over reggaeton in 2006. “Yankee has sold 2 million copies of his album Barrio…

Big Sean’s I Am Finally Famous World Tour Hits Miami on December 9

Ever since Sean Michael Anderson snatched up a mike and spit some rhymes, this 23-year-old rapper from Detroit has seemed to be dropping hints about the enormity of his future plans. He began by adopting the not-so-humble stage name Big Sean. He coaxed notorious egomaniac Kanye West into giving him…

James Murphy and Pat Mahoney at Grand Central December 1

There’s a pretty solid chance that in James Murphy’s personal day planner, the first week of December is perennially empty, except for a short, four-word phrase, presumably written in fat, blood-red block letters: Art Basel Miami Beach. Last year, mere months before officially and finally disbanding his adored dance-rock band,…

Salem at the Gusman Center December 1

The night of Thursday, December 1, 2011, a waxing crescent moon will hang, dead and icy, in a jet-black winter sky as the souls of a thousand damned witches scream for mercy while being burned at the stake inside an abandoned house consumed by fire. And it’s gonna sound amazing…

Art Basel Miami Beach 2011’s Ten Best Parties and Concerts

It might seem like a really rad idea to spend the next four days scorning sleep, sucking down free shots, and shuttling at top speed between endless arty parties, secret shows, and secretly arty lap dances. But if you don’t put together a real plan and, uh, fucking pace yourself,…