Rumor: Paul Pierce Punched LeBron James After Game Four

File this under “questionable rumors.” There’s a story spreading on social media that Paul Pierce punched LeBron James in the jaw after the game Monday night, and that ten men (!) had to stop LeBron from killing Pierce. I mean, internet rumor so hard, internet. World Star! This really is…

LeBron Scores 49 Points in Game Four Against Brooklyn Nets

Paul Pierce asked for LeBron James. Paul Pierce got LeBron James. Be careful what you wish for, kids — you just might get it. LeBron James strapped the Heat on his back Monday night and carried the team to a thrilling 102-96 win that leaves Miami one win away from…

See Ya, Bobcats: Heat Sweeps Round One

Four down, a dozen to go. How sweep it is. The Miami Heat put down the Charlotte Bobcats Monday night 109-98, ending not only the Cats’ season but also their identity, because the team switches back to the Charlotte Hornets next season. The Heat completed the series, season, and life…

Miami Heat Playoffs: 50 Twitter Accounts True Fans Must Follow

What’s better than watching the Miami Heat battle for its third consecutive NBA title? Sharing that experience with Heat fans just as passionate about the team as you, while at the same time getting the best possible up-to-the-dribble coverage all in the same place — that’s what. All you have…

Miami Heat vs. Charlotte Bobcats: Five Things To Watch

Welcome back to the three most stressful months of your life, it’s time to basketball. The NBA Playoffs have finally arrived and the Miami Heat are right where you expected them to be, firmly cemented as the odds-on favorite to repeat as World Champions. A less than dominant regular season…

Did the Heat Tank Last Night on Purpose to Get the Number Two Seed?

We’re number two! We’re number two! The Miami Heat clinched the second seed in the Eastern Conference with last night’s 114-93 loss to the Washington Wizards, a terrific feat for most teams, but not so much a reason to celebrate for your defending back-to-back NBA champions. If resting LeBron James…

LeBron James Wore a Pharrell Hat, Then Destroyed the Knicks

Just another lazy Sunday afternoon. Just another dominating performance by LeBron James. Just another Knicks loss. Like they say, all totally predictably awesome things come in threes. This past Sunday, LeBron James continued to put the shorthanded Heat on his back by scoring 38 points, along with five rebounds and…

Wait a Second, Are the Marlins Actually Good This Year?

Miami has the Dolphins Heat Marlins, the greatest baseball team? The Marlins 8-5 comeback victory over the Colorado Rockies Thursday afternoon means your favorite little local baseball club has started the season 3-1, their best start since they began the 2009 season 4-0. I don’t know what to do with…

Meet Your Mildly Less Crappy 2014 Miami Marlins

Meet your new and improved 2014 Miami Marlins! Now with 100 percent less Logan Morrison but the same great taste! The good news is that improving upon the tire fire that was the 100-loss 2013 Marlins shouldn’t be too much of a task. The bad news is that the Ponzi…