If you have a heart condition or are pregnant, you should not continue reading this article due to possible health-related concerns: The Miami Heat lost. Nope, don’t update your Miami New Times app; this is today’s news. No need to check if today is April 1, still a few days…
Another night, another Miami Heat win — it’s whatever, bro. The Heat took its 27th straight win Monday night, turning what was a close game late in the third quarter into a ball-stomping 108-94 blowout of the Orlando Magic. Once again without Dwyane Wade, the Heat was able to blow…
Just when you think the Miami Heat can’t possibly take your emotions to a higher place than they have already been this season, an ordinary Wednesday night in Cleveland happens — and the streak pushes on.Down 27 with seven minutes to play in the third quarter, the Heat decided to…
With the game tied at 103 and less than 20 seconds left, the basketball found itself exactly where Miami Heat fans would prefer it never leave: LeBron James’s hands. Game. Blouses. It’s a Miami Heat World right now, ladies and gentlemen, and we are just living in it.James rattled in…
For a moment on this lazy Sunday afternoon in Toronto, it seemed as though it might all end for the Miami Heat exactly where it began. For a moment. With the game tied at 77 early in the fourth, the Heat turned on, well, the heat, blasting off on a…
After last season’s championship, Dwyane Wade famously wore a “Team No Sleep” shirt, referring to the shuteye he intended to get the nights following the Heat’s title win. On Wednesday evening, Team No Sleep took a more literal meaning, as the Miami Heat played like a team that got in…
Right now, winning is the Miami Heat’s business, and business is good. For the 19th straight time, the Miami Heat won, this time 98-81 over the Atlanta Hawks Tuesday night. The Heat never trailed in this game, because trailing is the cousin of losing, and losing is not an option in…
Eighteen have entered. Zero have gone home victorious. The Indiana Pacers became just the latest victim of the Heat’s insane win streak as Miami defeated the Pacers 105-91 Sunday night. The win also gave the Heat victories over every other team in the NBA this season, a franchise first. BUT…
Down 96-95 with 12.3 seconds left, LeBron James took the ball with the weight of Miami’s win streak on his shoulders. And 12.3 seconds later, the Heat had a 97-96 win — their 16th in a row. Phewwww.James last-second drive and layup not only saved Miami’s winning streak but also…
Down 16 in the first half to the Heat’s most hated rival, it looked as if Miami’s 13-game winning streak was in a boatload of trouble. Good thing for the Heat it happens to have the B.O.A.T., AKA the man Pat Riley calls the “Best of All Time.” Captain Cobra…
It took 79 combined points from LeBron James and Dwyane Wade on this night to keep the Heat’s win streak alive, but the streak lives: 12 straight and counting.LeBron dropped a stat line that hasn’t been seen since the chain-saw scene in Scarface. He finished with 40 points, 18 assists,…
No Oscars were awarded for Dwyane Wade’s fourth-quarter performance Sunday night. Just another Miami Heat win, that’s all. With his team down seven with just under four minutes to go, the man they once called “Flash” played the role of superhero, scoring 11 of his 24 in the game’s final…
Chicago might be best known for its deep-dish pizza, but Thursday night in Miami, it was their turnovers that the Heat found delicious. Mmmmmm! Capitalizing on 27 Chicago mistakes, Miami was able to breeze to a 86-67 victory over the Bulls for its ninth straight win.Hollywood as hell, bro…
Chris Paul and the West All-Stars edged a East team featuring three Miami Heat starters 143-138 Sunday Night. Even though LeBron and Wade combined for 40 points and were good for a few of their typical “Flying Death Machine” highlight finishes, it was Paul who snagged the game MVP with…
It turns out LeBron James is nothing like a box of chocolates, because you always know what you’re gonna get: no caramel, no coconut, just COBRADICK. LeBron James topped 30 points for the seventh consecutive game (all Heat wins) Thursday night, leading the Heat to a 110-100 win over the Oklahoma…
Down 102-101 with four minutes left, with danger knocking at the door of the Heat’s five-game winning streak, the Miami Heat collectively reminded everyone — they are the ones that knock. Miami bested the Blazers 117-104 Tuesday night, once again led by LeBron James and his 30 points, six rebounds,…
Facing a high scoring Houston Rockets team without Chris Bosh, the Miami Heat found themselves thrust into a good old fashioned cock fight. Unfortunately for the Rockets, even without Bosh – the Heat bring two Big Swinging Dicks to the scrum. LeBron James and Dwyane Wade combined for 63 points in a…
