Swedish House Mafia Announces One Last Tour Dates Miami Not Included

The end is near. Swedish House Mafia’s Sebastian Ingrosso, Axwell, and Steve Angello just revealed the 26 dates for their One Last Tour in a most melodramatic fashion, announcing each new show about a minute apart. The world will be excited to know that the SHM guys are saying goodbye…

Pretty Lights Is Amazing! Check the Stats

Pretty Lights is a man from Colorado. His name is Derek Vincent Smith. He makes party music. And he has built a legion of dedicated fans all around the world. His blend of hip-hop and funk with glitched-out EDM has literally changed the game. It set him apart from the…

Color Me Carnival

Carnival is traditionally a colorful bacchanal, designed to let party people go wild one last time before getting all pious (or at least trying to) during Lent. It’s not unusual for revelers to drink, dance, and party till the wee hours. But bring the bash to Miami and add 1,200…

YMCMB: Seven Signs of the Young Money Empire’s Decline

Alright, the YMCMB crew is definitely at the top of the world right now. But it seems like things are beginning to go astray. The label’s Holy Trinity is Wayne, Drake, and Nicki. But lately, they’re doing strange things, picking dumb fights with other famous people, and garnering the wrong…

Wyclef Jean: “Lauryn Hill Led Me to Believe the Baby Was Mine”

Wyclef Jean is baring his soul in the upcoming autobiography, Purpose: An Immigrant’s Story. And he’s including all the dirty details. For more than a decade, fans of epic rap group The Fugees have been fascinated with the details of the band’s demise, the sexual relationship between Lauryn Hill and…

Ten Reasons EDM Is the Wimpiest Youth Culture Movement Ever

Ever since the Beat Generation, youth culture in America has been a vibrant and rebellious driving force. The Beats had risky views on race relations, jazz, and pot. The hippies had psychedelic drugs, sit-ins, and protest songs. Punks had mosh pits, spitting in each other’s faces, and rivet jackets. Hip-hoppers…

Deadmau5 and Kat Von D in Love, Have Super-Tatted Sexy Time

See also “Deadmau5 Obsessed With Kat Von D, Uploads 43-Photo Album to Facebook.” Move over, Mr. Meowingtons! ‘Cause EDM’s biggest hater has a new favorite kitty kat. Turns out, Deadmau5, who sometimes seems to hate everyone and everything (including himself), is totally head-over-heels in love with the greatest Miami Ink…

Lady Gaga Stinks Like FAME: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

See also “Lady Gaga Stages ‘Sensual’ Perfume Pre-Sale at Macy’s Dadeland” — plus “Gaga Announces Born This Way Ball Tour.” Lady Gaga is tormented by something. And it might be all this attention she’s getting. The heavy burden of being famous has been a running theme throughout her career, evidenced…

Swedish House Mafia Is Dying: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

See also “Swedish House Mafia Announce Breakup, Last Show in Sweden on November 24.” Swedish House Mafia is arguably the biggest, most beloved and bloated DJ group in the entire EDM world. From the moment Ingrosso, Axwell, and Angello’s music hit the air, fans have been obscenely loyal, driving nearly…

UR1 Festival Tickets On Sale! Right Effing Now!

Hey, kid. No more waiting for the man. The time has finally come. UR1 Festival tickets are on sale! Right effing now! The ambitious first-time art and music festival will be making a big splash during Art Basel Miami Beach weekend. And it’s gonna be your chance to catch some…