Oh Good, There’s a Hunger Games Barbie Doll

Say what you will about The Hunger Games, its obsessed fans, and its possible rip-off of decade-old Japanese cinema. As female lead characters go, Katniss Everdeen is a pretty decent role model.So naturally, Mattel needed to cash in.Entertainment Weekly has the first images of the Katniss Barbie set to hit…

Ken Jeong of NBC’s Community Joins Pain and Gain Cast

And now, some news so exciting you’ll want to jump in the air like a naked dude getting sprung from the trunk of a car: Ken Jeong has joined the cast of Pain and Gain. Jeong is, of course, the actor who played manic gangster Leslie Chow in The Hangover…

Meet Magic City‘s Real Stars (The Cars) On Display This Weekend

The series premiere of Magic City, which debuts on Starz tomorrow but is already available online, has plenty of fantastic moments. But there’s one scene that made us cringe: the one in which Stevie Evans, distracted by what was apparently a coma-inducingly good blowjob, drives his gorgeous blue convertible into…

Poetic Justice

Poetry is good for a hell of a lot more than impressing that girl you had a crush on back in middle school. Luckily, the University of Wynwood is here to remind us of all the grown-up reasons to love modern verse. This very poetry-friendly month of April continues Wednesday…

Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Gather ’round, ye fairy-tale lovers, ye Dungeons & Dragons players, ye Game of Thrones watchers, all. For we come with a tale sure to strike a pleasant tune — something played on a lute or a mandolin perhaps — in your very heart. The Florida Renaissance Festival is upon us,…

Ladies Who Brunch

Can we get an “amen”? Unless you have kids or are so religious that the idea of the resurrection of your lord and savior gives you crazy spiritual orgasms, Easter is a pretty lame holiday. OK, the Cadbury eggs and marshmallow Peeps are pretty cool. But when you wake up…

Eight Dyed Dogs We’ll Soon Be Seeing in Miami

Nothing in Miami is what it seems. Not the tans. Not the boobs. And soon, not the dogs.This summer, Florida’s ban on dying animals — as in, coloring the fur of living animals, not just a ban on, like, fluffy bunnies with terminal cancer — will be lifted. And extreme…

“Give It Back” Protest Takes Over Coconut Grove Playhouse Tonight

Tonight, South Florida’s biggest names in theater will gather at the Carbonell Awards, our regional version of the Tonys.But in Coconut Grove, another theater-minded group of people will gather in an attempt to resuscitate a former venue for live performance: the Coconut Grove Playhouse.”Give It Back” has called for concerned…

Magic City: Watch the First Three Episodes Online

So you caught the premiere of Magic City at the Miami International Film Festival earlier this month, and you’re hooked. One problem: You can’t afford premium cable, so won’t be able to see what happens next when the show makes its debut on Starz April 6.Worry not — Starz has…

Cocaine Cowboys‘ Third Installment is in the Works, Rakontur Says

Can’t get enough Cocaine? (Cocaine Cowboys, we mean.)Then dust yourself off and prepare for some exciting news: There’s another sequel in the works to Rakontur’s breakthrough documentary chronicling Miami’s drug trade.We were already feeling a little overwhelmed with the outpouring of love for Rakontur this week, what with the weeklong…

President Obama Sings LMFAO, Sort Of

As if LMFAO needed any more of an ego boost, last night President Obama endorsed “Sexy And I Know It,” the group’s playing-everywhere-all-the-damn-time anthem to tan ass-cheeks.Well, sort of.The President hasn’t actually given any indication of his feelings about LMFAO one way or another. But some crack(ed out) video splicer…

Pain and Gain Casts Rebel Wilson of Bridesmaids Fame

We’ve been watching the construction of the Sun Gym set for Pain and Gain with equal parts excitement and horror. On one hand, we love watching movies that are actually shot in Miami. On the other: Michael Bay’s not exactly known for his cinematic masterpieces, and last month’s rumor that…

Theater for the People

How long has the Coconut Grove Playhouse (3500 Main Hwy., Coconut Grove) been out of commission? Nearly six years, which has been long enough for the building to fall into a really embarrassing condition. (Think pedestrian-endangering pieces falling off its sides.) The property is tied up in debt that no…

America’s Next Top Feminist

Where’s this generation’s Gloria Steinem? The New York Times asked the question this month, and we still haven’t heard an acceptable answer. Things have changed, sure. But in this era of Planned Parenthood defunding, mandatory ultrasounds, Rush Limbaugh gender slurs, and worse, doesn’t the feminist movement need a spokeswoman just…

Want to Dance With Timbaland? Friday’s Your Chance

Just picture it: You and rapper/producer Timbaland meeting up in a secret Miami location to dance your hearts out … along with dozens of strangers.Cultist received a notice from Flash Mob America this week that promised to make “flash mob history” with a planned gathering somewhere in the Magic City…