Opera for Hipsters

Say what you will about opera in general — that it’s intimidating, boring, or simply outdated. That might be true with traditional opera companies. But don’t you dare hurl those insults at Florida Grand Opera. The Magic City’s operatic artists have made a consistent effort to reach new audiences; in…

South Beach Sexytime

Sex! There, we have your attention. We know this because studies have shown that people are really, really bad at ignoring anything having to do with gettin’ it on. From the massive revenues that the porn industry rakes in year after year, to jiggling dancers in music videos, to increasingly…

Midtown Munchies

Once upon a time, long ago (well, it was the 1970s), a group of teenage friends heard rumors of an abandoned crop of the plant Cannabis sativa that lay not far from where they went to high school in California. They made plans to investigate, meeting at the statue of…

Verses and Violins

Some say poetry is a dead art form. Others say the same about classical music. On Friday, New World Symphony and O, Miami will prove them all wrong with a show combining the musical talents of our city’s symphony and the verses of visiting poet Malachi Black. Take that, haters…

Mark Wahlberg Now Frolicking Around Miami In His Underwear

But are they Calvin Kleins? (God, we are old.)Earlier this month, we brought you news of Mark Wahlberg’s “impressively buff” body, which has made appearances in our fair city from the Pain and Gain Sun Gym location in MiMo to the beach where the actor frolicked with his family last…

Tribeca Film Festival: Florida Makes Its Mark

Manhattan is a long way from Miami, but this week, plenty of Florida filmmakers are bridging the gap.The Tribeca Film Festival kicks off its 12-day run today, gathering celebrities, movie buffs, and other culture-seekers to Lower Manhattan for screenings and lectures. There’s plenty of representation from New York City and…

Who Wants Tickets to the Miami Rum Renaissance Festival Grand Tasting?

Booze: the weakness of choice for the highly cultured since both booze and culture existed. From wine-swilling Roman poets to the absinthe-guzzling Oscar Wilde, alcohol has fueled some of history’s greatest cultural achievements. So, wanna join the club?The Miami Rum Renaissance Festival’s back in town this week, bringing with it…

If You Love Your Mother, You Should Support Hilary Rosen

Last night, Democratic strategist Hilary Rosen went on TV and said that Mitt Romney’s wife, Ann, who is a stay-at-home mother, had “never worked a day in her life.” And just like that, we’ve all been sucked back into the same discussion about motherhood we’ve been having since feminists started…

Drink Like the Pros

Rum: It’s not just for pirates and old Cuban dudes anymore. Not this week, anyway. The Miami Rum Renaissance Festival kicks off Monday, and it’s your best excuse to drink during the workweek since, well, last year’s Rum Renaissance. The boozefest, which runs through April 22, begins low-key with panels…

Guilt-Free Gluttony

You know that feeling, the one you get after you eat way too much. It’s gross, gluttonous, and guilty, all rolled into one foul package. And there’s only one way to avoid it. Eat healthful portions? Please — we meant one achievable way. And that’s to do your overeating at…

Feel the Pride

Pride means different things to different people. To some, it’s their child’s first steps. To others, it’s a set of jiggly new breast implants. To a dwindling few, it’s Dolphins pride for life. (Yes, they still exist.) But this Saturday on Ocean Drive, pride will mean only one thing: a…

Wanna Be on Top?

If you could host a dinner party with any five historical or mythical figures, who would it be? If you’re Marlene, the central character in Caryl Churchill’s modern-classic feminist play Top Girls, the choice is simple: a legendary pope, the subject of a Brueghel painting, a 13th-century Japanese concubine, a…

Facebook is Buying Instagram, So Get Ready to Be Photo-Poked

Okay, Facebook will probably not expand its poking policy to the photo sharing app Instagram. Seriously, why does the site even have a “poke” option anymore? Has anybody used the “poke” function on Facebook in the past five years? And more importantly, what will happen to Instagram now that Mark…