Landmark Production of Antony and Cleopatra at the Colony Theatre

The elasticity of William Shakespeare’s words — the way they can be stretched to anywhere, anytime, and still resonate universal truths — will be put to the test this Friday by GableStage and wunderkind Tarell Alvin McCraney. A year after McCraney and the area’s premier theater company put together a…

Florida State Wins the National Championship

Jameis Winston passes to Kelvin Benjamin, and the FSU Seminoles win the national title. What a game Winston had, and what a comeback! FSU trailed virtually the whole game but came back with a 100-yard kick return and then the pass to the six-foot, 234-pound Benjamin to put the team…

Dennis Rodman in North Korea: 12 Ex-NBAers to Play There Soon

It was just a few days ago that bloodthirsty North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un executed his uncle, who was a political rival. He has now whacked or dispatched with more than half the country’s 200 leaders since taking power in 2011. No worries. Miami weirdo and former NBA great Dennis…

Epicure Gourmet Market Opens in the Gables

It’s Saturday. Whatcha got planned? Why not visit the coolest new reinvention of one of Dade’s classiest institutions, Epicure Gourmet Market? The new place, on Le Jeune Road in the Gables, is enormous, with 24,000 square feet of retail space and 240 seats in the caf�. It will have much…

Gay Rights in Florida: Progress Is Here

Despite the fact that Wilton Manors and Fort Lauderdale boast among the highest populations of LGBT folks in the nation, Florida has long been a troglodyte in the area of equal rights. But recently, there has been an uptick in enlightenment. 1. Last month, the Florida Supreme Court granted a…

Marco Rubio Signs Up for Obamacare: Can You Say Hypocrite?

How do you spell hypocrite? Republican Florida Senator Marco Rubio and his family have signed up for Obamacare, the Tampa Bay Times is reporting. He is also accepting a federal subsidy to pay 75 percent of his health care — under the provisions of a bill that some Republicans wanted…

Dumbest Criminals Ever Try to Scam FBI

Funniest story of the day: Three guys who work for a subcontractor building an FBI headquarters in Miramar got nailed Wednesday for trying to steal from the feds. Three men sold wire for which they had charged the agency. An undercover source told agents about the sale. Thy caught the…

Perez Museum Opens For Art Basel: Has Miami Art Sold Out?

Call it irony. On the single biggest day in Miami’s visually stunning history, as Art Basel begins and the Perez Art Museum opens on the bay, media announces a three-tower, 2-million-square-foot giant on the Miami River. Complaints have been lodged about naming the city’s art museum after the magnanimous Related…

Jameis Winston Watch: FSU, 1. Rape, 0. Arrest Him Already. UPDATED

Time to arrest Jameis Winston. Despite the FSU football star and Heisman Trophy favorite’s claim that he had consensual sex with an unnamed girl, Tallahassee police and prosecutors have dawdled long enough. As you probably know, FSU’s football team climbed to number one in the nation this morning and will…

Ricardo Fort, South Beach and Argentine Playboy, Dead at 45

Ricardo Fort, a playboy and reality star who cruised South Beach with the likes of Pamela Anderson, is dead at age 45. Fort had broken his femur in Miami not long ago. Doctors, though, said he died from a heart attack caused by a massive digestive hemorrhage, according to the…

Jonathan Martin at Stanford: Twitter Revolts as NFL Rep Hits Town

Wearing an Izod shirt and a backward black Nike hat, Miami Dolphins guard Jonathan Martin attended a football game Saturday in which his alma mater Stanford was upset by University of Southern Calfornia. Oddly, the defeat of the fourth-ranked Cardinals 20-17 wasn’t the story for much of the country. The…

Jeb Bush Changes Mind on Presidential Run. Can He Beat Hillary?

The word hit the street yesterday: Jeb Bush, who not long ago seemed out of the presidential race, has a 30 percent chance of running. A key question is whether moderate Chris Christie can lose 50 pounds falters. Politico reported yesterday morning that Wall Street insiders were talking about Bush…