Five Reasons Marco Rubio Isn’t Ready to Be President

Florida Senator Marco Rubio said yesterday in New Hampshire that he was ready to be president. Problem is the 43-year-old man who would be the first Hispanic big cheese doesn’t have the goods. Here are five reasons why: See also: Marco Rubio To Decide on Possible Presidential Run Next Year…

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Genius and Castro Buddy, Dead at 87

The greatest South American writer, the man who popularized magic realism and turned journalism into dream-like fiction, is dead. Gabriel Garcia Marquez was 87 years old. He wrote perhaps the greatest novel of our time, 100 Years of Solitude, and rivaled the Spanish language greats from Cervantes to Borges in…

New Times Writer Terrence McCoy Wins Aronson Award

Miami New Times has won a 2014 James Aronson Award for a story about a local man who has spent more than $85 million funding settlements in Israel. “Miami Beach Man’s Millions Thwart Middle East Peace” was published this past March 28 and written by then-staff writer Terrence McCoy, who…

Alberto Carvalho Ignores Black Schools

The confetti wafted onto his impossibly square shoulders. The Nashville audience stood and roared. Then a medal on a royal-blue ribbon was draped around Miami-Dade schools superintendent Alberto Carvalho’s neck. Last month, after more than five years of agonizingly hard work, the self-proclaimed son of “pretty dramatic poverty” who grew…

Black Alumni Say Superintendent Alberto Carvalho Ignores Their Schools

The confetti wafted onto his impossibly square shoulders. The Nashville audience stood and roared. Then a medal on a royal-blue ribbon was draped around Miami-Dade schools superintendent Alberto Carvalho’s neck. Last month, after more than five years of agonizingly hard work, the self-proclaimed son of “pretty dramatic poverty” who grew…

Paco de Lucia Dead at 66

Paco de Lucia, who changed jazz guitar in the 1970s and 1980s with his amazing finger work, apparently had a heart attack, his family reported. A 1981 album, Friday Night in San Francisco, recorded with John McLaughlin and Al Dimeola, is one of the top live jazz guitar albums of…

SOBEWFF: Symon Wins Burger Bash, but We Vote for the Frita

Michael Symon won the Amstel Light People’s Choice Award at the Amstel Light Burger Bash last night for his “The Fat Doug Burger” — a beef patty topped with pastrami, Havarti cheese, cole slaw and mustard. It was the high point of an evening filled with flesh, as thousands jammed…

New Times’ Tim Elfrink Wins George Polk Award

Miami New Times managing editor Tim Elfrink has won the George Polk Award in sports reporting for his series on the Biogenesis anti-aging clinic in Coral Gables. The award, established by Long Island University, is one of the nation’s most prestigious. Winners this year include the New York Times, the…

Lead Found in Bayfront Park, Taxpayers Will Suffer

Miami has for decades subjected its citizens to poison. Now lead has been discovered in Bayfront Park, which was founded in 1925 and has long been considered Mami’s version of New York’s Central Park, the Miami Herald’s Jenny Staletovich is reporting this morning. This follows months of dispatches from Staletovich…

Black Babies Used as Alligator Bait in Florida

It has been pretty well documented recently that, during slavery and into the 20th Century, black babies were used as alligator bait in North and Central Florida. A guy in Sanford, near Orlando, told this story to a researcher. He said he had heard it from his grandfather. The slaves…

New Times‘ Biogenesis Series Finalist for Harvard’s Goldsmith Award

Miami New Times managing editor Tim Elfrink’s series about the Biogenesis anti-aging clinic, which resulted in the suspension of 13 Major League Baseball players including Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez, has been named one of six finalists for the Goldsmith Award in Political Journalism from the Shorenstein Center on Media, Politics…

New York Super Bowl Stinks, Bring It Back to Miami

There’s weather-induced chaos in Atlanta. Freezing weather in the plains. And the forecast at game time Sunday in New Jersey is 40 degrees and overcast. Three of the first five Super Bowls were played in Miami — and 10 of the big games overall. And here, on Sunday night, it…

Joshua Black, St. Pete Rep. Candidate, Calls for Hanging Obama for Treason

A St. Petersburg-area candidate for the Florida House of Representatives Monday called for hanging President Barack Obama for treason. Citing an Obama-ordered drone strike that killed an unarmed civilian, Joshua Black, a candidate for House District 68, announced first by Facebook and then by Twitter: “I’m past impeachment. It’s time…

Miami’s Most Notoriously Named Places: Raul Martinez City Hall and More

The Hialeah City Commission Tuesday voted unanimously to take former mayor Raul Martinez’s name off city hall. The current mayor, Carlos Hernandez, a longtime critic of the indicted but later cleared politician, pushed the measure, saying, “The building belongs to the people.” For good measure, the council also agreed to…

Antony and Cleopatra: Boldest Effort Ever in Miami Theater

Near the beginning of GableStage’s Antony and Cleopatra, which debuted last night at the Colony Theater, the audience is treated to a view of Marc Antony’s (Jonathan Cake) nude buttocks. It’s an offbeat beginning to a Shakespeare play and, in several ways, sets the stage for one of the most…

Chris Christie Gone in Florida. Rubio Rising.

Big news today is that New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie fulfilled everyone’s political expectations and killed his own candidacy for the Republican nomination for presidency in 2016. A top aide, it seems, pushed for “traffic problems” in the city of Fort Lee as retribution against a mayor who wouldn’t back…