Wet Willie’s

Sure, you make fun of Wet Willie’s, but when it’s 100 degrees out in the Miami sun, you want one of the chain’s boozy slushies to get you through the day. The row of brightly colored machines churning their boozy elixirs call to you like the siren song of mermaids: drink me…drink me…drink me. With drink names like “Sex on the Beach,” “Call a Cab,” and “Attitude Improvement,” you know you’re not sipping some sophisticated libation; you’re here to get crunk off of neon-colored spiked frozen drinks. But, honestly, sometimes there is nothing better than a day at the beach getting brain freeze with your friends.