Cops have a way with language. So when Miami police arrested the man whose extremely bizarre booking photo made him the star of Mugshots Friday, who was trying to purchase "street slang for vaginal" for $80 from an undercover detective, they didn't hesitate when filling out the "unique physical features" box of the police report.
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Click on the report to enlarge. We're redacting the name, published elsewhere, until we get a hold of the guy.
Yes, that says: "Half a Head".