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Even in Florida, you gotta be an adult to get a lapdance.
(Well, unless you’re that teenage kid who was banging a 26-year-old Baby Dolls stripper for two weeks.)
So … What exactly will be goin’ down when 2 Chainz brings “Dem Strippers” to an all-ages show at the Fillmore Miami Beach on November 26?
See also:
–Kanye Gets 2 Chainz a Big-Booty Birthday Ho
–Stalley on Beating 2 Chainz in One-on-One
–“Luv Dem Strippers” With 2 Chainz and Nicki Minaj: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown
Will the Playaz Circle member be forced to censor his shtick for the kiddies? Will “shawty” with “plenty of ass” be required to cover up? Will the SexAerobics be strictly G-rated?
Nah, little homie. Expect a grown-ass party.
There’s gonna be tons of full-body twerkin’, greasy pole-workin’, and other wholly inappropriate behavior. Maybe even a cameo from 2 Chainz’s homegirl and the queen of all ass-shakers, Nicki Minaj.
Unfortunately, though, all y’all underage ballers can make it rain till curfew. And you still ain’t gettin’ that lapdance.
2 Chainz. Monday, November 26. Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. The show starts at 8 p.m. and tickets $33 to $45 plus fees via livenation.com. All ages. Call 305-673-7300 or visit fillmoremb.com.
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