Suggested Restaurant Mottos: Tap Tap, Scorpion Mexican Bar, AltaMare & More

Nothing helps a restaurant (or food festival) more than having a good motto. Except maybe having good food. Or service, or a few other things. Yet while we at Short Order aren't about to cook or wait tables for you, we're only too happy to provide a few clever slogans...

By Lee Klein

February 4, 2010

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Nothing helps a restaurant (or food festival) more than having a good motto. Except maybe having good food. Or service, or a few other things. Yet while we at Short Order aren't about to cook or wait tables for you, we're only too happy to provide a few clever slogans to help business along. You can thank us later.

JB Kitchen & Bar:
Same lousy restaurant as before, but with a brand new name!

STK:
Only three years behind the contemporary steak house craze!

The South Beach Wine & Food Festival:

Just like watching The Food Network, but in 3D!

Tap Tap:
A cool place to dine even when there isn't a disaster in Haiti!

Scorpion Mexican Bar

Just like dining in Mexico, but without the murderous drug wars!

AltaMare:

We moved next door, hired a new chef, and added a lettter to our moniker -- just to confuse you!

BK Whopper Bar:
Only two years behind the upscale hamburger craze!

Scoop:
Our food is dee-lish! Or at least that's what our co-owner

Ricky Williams says, although come to think of it he had teeny red

eyes and was giggling when he said it.

Miami New Times' restaurant reviewer for the past decade, and the world's indisputable master of disguise.

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