Magic City Kitty: Close Your Legs, Mom

Hello, Kitty

My relationship with my mom has been strained

ever since I dropped out of college to pursue a career selling jeans at

the Gap. But not long ago, I lost my job, and she offered up her spare

bedroom. I'm guessing that it was simply lip service since she now

tells me to get out daily. And not with words. In the worst way. She

and her boyfriend (who's 12 years her senior) have sex all the time and

run around naked when they're not joined at the hip. Prior to my moving

in, their touchy-feeliness told me that they had a healthy sex life,

but I never knew how healthy. When I wake up in the morning, I

hear them humping. When I go out to get some Subway around noon,

they're getting freaky in the dining room; and when I get back, they're

lounging around the kitchen in the nude! I know that my mom can do what

she likes in her house, but I'd like for her to respect that I'm there.

I know I'm her daughter and only 27, but how can I ask this grown woman

to cut back on the fuckery while I'm around?

Troma Ties

Read Kitty's answer here.

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