Don’t be fooled by his laid-back California surfin’ schtick or occasional impersonation of a “racially ambiguous homeboy” … The Beach Boys’ Bruce Johnston isn’t some hippie in love with the Democratic party and Obama. In fact, he thinks our nation’s first black president is “an asshole” who’s planning to bankrupt…
Most of you remember ‘pink slime’ don’t you? That nasty little recipe that was being used by many fast food restaurants and passed off as straight up beef to us ignorant folk?Well, there’s another very popular and equally anonymous food product ingredient, “meat glue,” that you should know about…
Rihanna has no filter. She’ll tweet about her porn habits, rocksee-through shirts in New York City, and call her abusive ex-boyfriend a “bitch.” Last night, however, the Barbadian songstress committed a major faux pas. The 24-year-old singer announced that she and 36-year-old Rick Ross were going to have a baby,…
Busted while blazing … Again. Last night, Wiz Khalifa got caught with weed by cops in North Carolina, according to TMZ. Reports claim that police found 11.39 grams of marijuana after searching his tour bus. He was cited and released. However, Khalifa is expected to appear in court at a…
I am not going to lie and say I am completely against the tactics used on prisoners at Abu Ghraib, but when similar abuse is suffered by Americans not suspected of, well, anything really, there is a problem.We are human and we do make mistakes, but there are certain situations…
Bobby Brown wants the world to know that he “wasn’t the one [who] got Whitney on drugs.” Recently, Brown sat down with NBC’s Matt Lauer for a candid interview which is set to air on tomorrow’s Today Show. It will be the 43-year-old singer’s first sit-down since ex-wife Whitney Houston…
We never thought the members of Foster the People would dance like a boy band. But today, they proved us wrong. The band released a new music video for its most recent single, “Houdini.” And crappy dancing aside, the clip stays true to the band’s image. Like the vid for…
Since America began closing mental institutions in 1955, the streets have been deluged with mentally unbalanced individuals unable to care for themselves. (Blame JFK for that guy you see on your way to work every morning, who sits at the curb mumbling about spacemen and radioactive jelly beans.)As I am…
According to the Chinese zodiac, 2012 is the Year of the Dragon, but it should be renamed the “Year of the Salmon–ella outbreak and consequent civil suits.”Too long?Two lawsuits due to salmonella poisoning have been filed against Taco Bell this year. The second lawsuit, also filed by Marler Clark, the…
How adorable are Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, y’all? They’re like the cutest rebound couple ever! But don’t remind Kim’s stepfather, former Olympian-turned-cosmetic-surgery-disaster Bruce Jenner, that they’re dating. TMZ reports that Jenner was at a speaking engagement at Northeastern University when someone in the crowd asked the former track star…
I don’t like the online activist group Color of Change. The namby-pamby, can’t-we-all-just-get-along-as-long-you’re-a-vegan, Obama-loving, Christian-hating, war-protesting, Democratic-donkey-defending, liberal members are all a bunch of imbeciles.I know that’s a pretty broad generalization. And I’m sure you’re cursing me right now…
When we last saw him, Steven Tyler had turned into a 63-year-old grandma who’d gotten lost on a sandbar. Well, the Aerosmith frontman is back in the tabloid blogosphere for his bod. Only this time it’s got nothing to do with his grams gams. No, Steven Tyler has completely fucking…
Forget farm-to-table. Back-yard-to-table is the next big thing. If you ever thought the car ride from the farmers’ market to your kitchen was too long, there’s great news. Williams-Sonoma announced last week it would sell chicken coops, beehives, edible gardens, and even DIY cheese kits. The Agrarian line is already available…
Riptide reported yesterday that a 47-year old woman was arrested in a prostitution sting operation in southwest Florida. That sounds like a typical evening for any police department. Except the woman requested a very specific trade-off for her services. According to the police report, Christine Faith Baker’s fee for sex…
Hipsters and dog owners in midtown and downtown can now rejoice. Publix has finally opened a convenient location in the Omni area. No longer will denizens have to visit the jam-packed outpost on Biscayne at 48th Street. The new location, at 1776 Biscayne Blvd., features both a liquor store and…
We’re not entirely sure why, but it seems that all of popular culture is rebelling against Madonna. Talk show hosts, contemporary pop stars, and LARPers have all had something nasty to say about The Queen of Pop over the past few months. In fact, the snark has been so intense,…
[jump] Despite the ongoing Skrillex-pocalypse consuming the little bit of pop music that isn’t already LMFAO-ed, the human race can still get behind a bird with some pipes. Last year, Adele became the first artist to go double-platinum on iTunes. And this year she not only swept the Grammys but now,…
Last Wednesday I had a dining experience that can only be described as orgasmic. Before you think I suffer from objectophilia or start calling me a foodshagger, let me explain that the event was intended to enhance and titillate the senses. I’m willing to bet good money that I am…
Read Crossfade’s post about Madonna’s Ultra Music Festival 2012 and watch the full six-minute and 52-second clip of Madonna’s Ultra appearance. UPDATE See Madonna’s response to the Mau5. It’s a cartoon of her wearing Mau5keteer ears. Uh-oh, Deadmau5 is pissed off again. The last time he unleashed his fury on…
Ultra Music Festival seems like it’s all fun, games, and “2-hot-4-u” LARPers in furry boots. But in actuality, this three-day electronic music extravaganza is a cross between the Pleasuredome and the Thunderdome. And there’s no better illustration of Ultra at its most debauched and dangerous than the Skrillex mosh pit…
Remember when Britney Spears was pop culture’s ultimate Virgin Whore? She was all dolled up like a slutty school girl. And then a few years later, Brit was writhing sexily with snakes and shit, while simultaneously trying to sell herself as a chaste Christian role model for young girls. And…
In a shameless act of pure greed, the City of Miami Beach has formed a beverage sponsorship agreement with the Coca-Cola Company.This does not mean that when exiting the MacArthur Causeway onto Fifth Street that you will drive past a sign that reads Welcome to Coca-Cola Miami Beach. It does…
