Union Calls for Miami Corrections Director’s Resignation

A few months ago, Riptide reported on Miami-Dade Corrections Chief Tim Ryan’s habit of pissing off his black employees. Now the union representing all 2,700 of his workers is calling for Ryan’s resignation. In a letter sent to Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez this month and obtained by Riptide, the union…

Neil Rogers is Toast. Fuck the FCC. Fuck Beasley Broadcasting.

WQAM- 560 just announced that Neil Rogers is leaving the station for good. Rogers was suspended in May when he said “Fuck Joe Bell,” on the air. Bell, the station’s general manager, had fired Rogers’ producer and fill-in host, Jorge Rodriguez, the week before. Callers were angry. Beasley Broadcasting, which…

South Dade Brawlers Thump All Day, Every Day

Cigarette and Black-N-Mild smoke wafted throughout the already stifling hot warehouse at 19100 SW 106 Ave. in unincorporated Miami-Dade. It was shortly after 9 p.m. this past June 20 when more than 100 relatives, friends, and members of the street gang Latin Syndicate filed into Bad Dog Fight Club, aka…

Moving Units: Top Five Albums at Local Independent Music Stores

Uncle Sam’s Music, South Beach1. Cielo Playtime, Various artists dance compilation2. 21st Century Breakdown, Green Day3. The End, Black Eyed Peas4. Defected in the House Ibiza 09, Various artists dance compilation5. Wolfgang Amadeus, PhoenixSweat Records, Miami1. Veckatimest, Grizzly Bear2. The Eternal, Sonic Youth3. Ecstatic, Mos Def4. Eating Us, Black Moth…

MP3 of the Day: “Right on the Money” by the Pretty Faces

It may seem like there’s been a blog avalanche on Crossfade about the Pretty Faces, but it’s because they deserve it. The Boca-based quartet is one of Palm Beach County’s best-kept rock secrets — a welcome, refreshing blast for fans of the Kinks, the Raspberries, Badfinger, and any number of…

Wish You Were There: So Raw Festival on Flickr and YouTube

Wish You Were There is a new column on Crossfade highlighting pictures and videos from around the web of the weekend’s biggest shows. Click here to see past installments.There were several (although not obnoxiously too many) photographers at the So Raw Festival this past weekend in Miami, so it makes…

Marlins: Double Play Heaven

  Last time we turned to Florida Marlins baseball, we watched a mediocre team being pummeled by the best in the game. The New York Yankee fans were giggling at the ineptitude of a school of Fish that could only garner three hits. It was pathetic, But that was last night. And…

The Week That Was: Alberto Cutié Married the Cat Killer

Riptide had an insane week, and in case you missed anything, here are all the highlights. Perhaps you can use them to make small talk with your dad on Father’s day.  18 year-old Tyler Weinman was arrested and charged with being the notorious cat killer. He may have been brought down by…

Natacha Loves the Environment, Really She Does

So I just had a Scooby Doo WTF? moment. This past June 10, at its annual Orchids & Onions Awards Presentation, the Urban Environment League recognized Miami-Dade County Commissioner Natacha Seijas for her efforts to make sure foreclosed houses don’t get trashed. Earlier this year, Seijas sponsored legislation that requires…

Gimme Sugar Season 2 Promises Real Lesbians of Miami Beach

It truly is a reality TV renaissance for the city of Miami. What, with Kourtney and Khloe in Miami, Brooke Knows Best, College Hill: South Beach, Work of Genius and Miami Social. Now Logo is set to air yet another Miami-set docudrama called Gimme Sugar: Miami. It premieres this Monday both on Logo and…

MP3 of the Day: “Junkyard Dog” by ¡Mayday!, Playing Transit Tonight

From the moment local hip hop crew ¡Mayday! got their first DSL hookup, the self-described “sound bombers” have proven themselves to cunning manipulators of modern internet technology. Like a half-feral band of dystopian techno-guerillas, they’ve managed to sidestep the bombed-out remains of the post-Napster music industry — YouTubing, MySpacing, and…

Friday Food Funnies: Philosophy

A rather profound compendium of funnies this week:Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. ~Groucho MarxJean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, ‘I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.’ The waitress…

Notes From the Soundboard: Let’s Get Physical

Notes from the Soundboard is a new column appearing weekly on Crossfade,  focused on pop music’s history and ongoing evolution. Lee Zimmerman shares insights and observations on how music continues to connect with the weirdness of the world. Click here to read past installments.I have a gripe.  I don’t want…

Real Housewives of Miami?

I don’t know how Bravo is ever going to top Real Housewives of New Jersey. How do you do one better than a show that climaxes with a forehead-challenged Italian woman shouting, “You were stripping! Prostitution whore! You were fucking engaged 19 times! You fucking stupid bitch! Coming! To my!…

Otto Von Schirach Releases New Single on Basshead

Juan Loumiet is on a busy streak.  Besides running his venue, promoting shows, and spinning beats, he is finding time to drop deep tracks on his label Basshead. Right now he has this piece coming from Miami’s own Otto von Schirach.  It’s a double-A side with two big-time club bangers,…

Letters from the Issue of June 18, 2009

Best Babble Not Loria’s fault: In regard to Jeffrey Loria being named Best Chutzpah in your “Best of Miami” issue (June 11): The thing is that Loria didn’t sell the stadium to the taxpayers; he sold it to the corrupt commissioners who time and again refused to give everyone in…

MP3 of the Day: “Static” Demo by People From Venus

People From Venus is one of the most under – the – radar quality local acts, but that should change soon with the late-summer release of the band’s debut album. I waxed ecstatically about them not too long ago on this blog, but suffice it to say their songwriting boasts…