¿Que Pasa, M.I.A.? Huracán Season is Here

In the spirit of the season, I will lay down for you some hurricane tips and tricks and do’s and don’t’s. Do you dread putting up your shutters like I do? Keep them up all year! It’s easier, you only have to do it once and you are always prepared…

Feds Indict Miami Man Who Tried To Steal $14 Trillion from the IRS

They don’t call Marlon T. Moore “X-Large” for nothing. Back in December 2007, Moore, a 38-year-old Miami resident, walked out of the federal pen in Coleman, Florida after serving a six year sentence on felony money laundering charges as part of a cocaine smuggling ring. Soon after his release, Moore…

Wish You Were There Part II: Hukilau 2009 Photos From Flickr

The biggest thing going for retro culture lovers over the past weekend was, of course, Hukilau 2009. Los Straitjackets headlined the weekend’s biggest show, Friday night at the Bahia Cabana hotel. There are a ton of amazing photos of the whole event on Phinzup’s Flickr photostream. Mr. Bali Hai took…

MP3 of the Day: “Carl On” by DJ Chachi, at LIV on June 26

It would be enough of an accomplishment if 24 – year – old DJ Chachi simply spun at Tenjune — after all, it is one of the Big Bad Apple’s hippest hotspots. But that’s not nearly enough for this go-getter, who also counts to his credit residencies at both Mur.Mur…

Wish You Were There: Andy Milonakis at Just Add Water at Fontainebleau

Tweet, tweet ya’ll! Guess who was spotted yesterday at Poplife’s Just Add Water at the Fontainebleau? Funny man/boy Andy Milonakis, who just release a new single “Let Me Twitter Dat” via Diplo’s Mad Decent label, wasn’t showing off his pre-pubescent body but our cameras caught him enjoying some drinks, which…

Brooke Hogan’s Lesbian Kiss

The premiere of Brooke Knows Best’s second season was, dare I say, touching. We all know the personal saga of the Hogans (a messy divorce, the son’s stint in jail, and the matriarch dating a 19-year-old boy toy), but that episode almost made you feel for a family with loads of money and a…

The Week That Was: “Best of” Week Ever

In honor of New Times Best of Miami issue, we’ve decided to wrap up things on Riptide this week by awarding our posts this weeks with completely meaningless merits. Click through to find out who wins. I’m sure you’ll be super surprised.  Best Media hissy fit involving Bill O’Reilly and Rick…

Miami New Times Editor to Predecessor: Back Off, Pipsqueak!

I once thought Biscayne Times editor and publisher Jim Mullin was a principled, smart journalist. I don’t anymore. Jack King’s June commentary “Miami’s Media Muddle” in the BT should embarrass both Mullin and the writer. It calls Miami New Times “a shadow of its former self,” says the staff is “down…

Friday Food Funnies: George Carlin

He passed away a year ago this month. Here are some of his observations on culinary matters:’Fussy eater’ is a euphemism for ‘big pain in the ass’.Leftovers make you feel good twice. First, when you put it away, you feel thrifty and intelligent: ‘I’m saving food!’ Then a month later…

Does Miami Ceviche Keep Mosquitoes From Biting? Try The Rocoto

Clouds of screaming devil birds rise from the swamps and descend on the flesh of the city to feast on the blood of our people. Mosquitoes suck.Will a Miami Ceviche keep them from biting you? Short Order called several Peruvian joints out of our extensive restaurant database to find out…

WTVJ’s Nick Bogert Leaving for Chicago

TV news is hurting. The best are deserting us. Nick Bogert, the WTVJ smart guy who has provided some politics and substance along with the gore on the local airwaves, will depart for Chicago this fall. He’s covered everything from hurricanes to the fall of commissioners such as Joe Gersten,…

Throwback Tuesdays: Betty Wright – “Clean Up Woman”

The soul great Betty Wright is one of Miami’s best not-so-well-kept secrets. Starting out as a gospel singer with a family group, in the mid-1960s Wright switched over to R&B. Her robust mid-range belting and knack for picking funky beats and melodies made her a hit, and Wright quickly racked…

The “Best Of” Primer

Each year, upon issue of New Times’ Best Of edition, readers, bloggers, and foodies greet our restaurant and food selections with catcalls of derision. Which is just as it should be. But if we are to end up with differing conclusions, let’s at least start from the same page. Here…