Genting’s SuperFast Cruise to Bimini Is a Breeze

Whodunnit? And what was the motive?: Terrence McCoy’s September 12 article about the woman wrongly sentenced to death, “Set Her Free,” was incredible (and well written). Nicely done. One thing I don’t get (and maybe I missed it as I was watching Jose Fernandez pitch his final game of the…

Cookie Monster Is 007 and the Biscotti Kid: Snack On. Snack Off.

The 44th season of Sesame Street premiered Monday and the show and its Muppets are still as fresh and topical as the first year they were introduced. For over four decades, the children’s show has taught children to read, share their toys, count, and deal with a number of heavy…

Booty Music Began Twerking

Uncle Luke, the man who made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke gives his take on the dance that is sweeping the nation. I’ve got a bone to pick with the word…

Hey, Carlos Gimenez, Check Out CH2M Hill’s Tarnished Past

Get this: The national engineering firm in the driver’s seat to oversee Miami-Dade’s $1.6 billion overhaul of the county’s monumentally dilapidated sewer system has a history of violating the Clean Water Act, mishandling radioactive waste, billing for phantom work, and paying kickbacks. In most places, that track record would get…

Reader Mail: Gainesville Isn’t Racist, Uncle Luke Is

Hip-Hop Central Long way to go: Both the rappers in your piece about Carol City’s hip-hop explosion (“It’s Deeper Than Rap,” Francisco Alvarado, September 5) have shortcomings: SpaceGhostPurrp is a good producer, but he’s not as lyrical as Gunplay. Either way, Miami still has a long way to go before…

Eminem Isn’t a Sellout: In Defense of Marshall Mathers

Marshall Mathers deserves your respect. He was dealt a real shitty deck in life. His father left him as a baby. His mother mentally abused him. He grew up poor as shit in the bad really bad part of Detroit. And still, he overcame it all to stake a claim…

Five Signs You Might Be a Shitty Rapper

Ever since dance music decided to overdose on molly, the only thing respectable alternative for pop music lovers is hip-hop. With that said, we’re sorry, hip-hop, but we have to start holding you to a higher standard. You don’t want to end up like EDM, do you? Trust us, you…

Pet Shop Boys: Why They’re Forefathers of EDM

Sometimes, you’re better off dead. But sometimes, your music is the kind of synth-pop perfection that lives through the ages, and in the end, we’re all a lot better off because you survived the ’90s. That’s certainly the case with London’s electronic forefathers Pet Shop Boys. They helped lay the…

Ten Miami Girls You’ve Probably Dated

The ladies of Miami-Dade do a lot of complaining about their dating prospects. But guys, you have it rough too. You have given your best effort at speed dating. You have hit up every wine bar in a 30-mile radius. There is a good chance you read “Ten Miami Guys…

University of Florida Gators Are Racist

The University of Florida Gators are coming to town this Saturday for a football game against the University of Miami Hurricanes. So now is a good time to reflect on UF’s long history of racism. For decades, the Gainesville school’s overseers were instrumental in preventing African-Americans from getting a higher…

Reader Mail: FIU’s Pikes Are Terrible Human Beings

College Complaints Bateman helps Homestead: The critics of Dade Medical College and its expansion in Homestead (“Pass/Fail,” Francisco Alvarado, August 29) fail to mention that the downtown area the college bought was a festering shithole including a crack motel that has now been emptied out. The area has improved greatly,…

The University of Florida’s Racist Legacy Runs Deep

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke breaks down the good ole boy history of the University of Florida. The Gator nation is always acting like they are so much…