This Is How a Porno Begins

We know what you’re thinking: A porno begins when a guy in an ’80s-era muscle car pulls over next to an impossibly buxom blonde whose vehicle has broken down by the side of the road, and they exchange quips that don’t make sense, and then there’s an abrupt cut and…

Lenny Kravitz Hired to Redesign Troubled Paramount Bay Condos

The troubled Paramount Bay condo building has become a symbol of Miami’s real estate misfortunes. Construction started shortly before the real estate bust, but the project went into a record-breaking $262 million foreclosure. Now completed the 47-story building sits empty and was auctioned off earlier this week. Now, the new…

LeBron James Finally Apologizes to Cleveland

It was a long time coming, but LeBron James finally apologized to the city of Cleveland last night after the Miami Heat beat the Boston Celtics in round two of the playoffs. James must have been in a bittersweet mood after vanquishing the Celtics. Sure, he’s made it to the…

Kendrick Meek’s Post Politics Gig: Journalism

After his failed Senatorial bid, we’ve been wondering what former Congressman Kendrick Meek’s next step would be? Would he follow his mother into the lucrative world of lobbying? Would he join a think tank or non-profit? What about an appointment in the Obama administration? Nope. Actually he’s heading into the…

LeBron James’ Clutch Balls

LeBron James has taken a lot of shit this year. Mainly because he decided to exercise his perfectly legal right to join another team through free agency. SO EVIL! And then he went and celebrated his signing with the Heat in front of the local fans with a fire works…

No, Florida’s Bestiality Law Will Not Outlaw Human Sex

On a slow news day the blogosphere will take anything they can get, and a post on a pretty obscure blog wondered if Florida’s anti-bestiality law will forbid sex between humans, since, you see, humans are members of the animal family. Gawker, Newsweek, Mother Jones, The Buzz, and The Huffington…