Kids Almost Drown in Tub as Dad Smokes Pot

Listen, if you’re going to be a parent who occasionally smoke a bit of pot that’s your business. Just never decide to get high while you should be actually parenting. Especially, when your toddler-aged kids are, say, sitting in a bathtub with the water running. Yes, Miami-Dade police have arrested…

Uncle Sam Endorses Uncle Luke in New Campaign Commercial

Gabrielle Redfern could probably pull it off, but If Carlos Gimenez, Roosevelt Bradley, Marcelo Llorente, Julio Robaina, or José “Pepe” Cancio hit the streets of downtown Miami at 2 a.m. and went to a couple of clubs they’d probably get looked at like police, creeps, narcs, drunk lawyers, or weirdos…

Four Seasons Accused of “Massive Fraud” by Condo Owners

Growing up in communist Poland, Bozena Sawa secretly idealized the glittering luxury hotels that dotted capitalist Western Europe and the United States. After the fall of the Iron Curtain, she moved to New York and fell in love with the gilded Four Seasons on Fifth Avenue.So she couldn’t believe her…

Do Carnival Cruise Ships Have a Poop Problem?

A document nutty with consumer outrage crossed our desk last week. In mid-April, a Florida woman — due to the sensitive nature of this topic, we’ll just call her Consuela — sent a complaint to Carnival Cruise Lines’ Doral headquarters documenting the nasty saga that was her groups’ recent trip…

The Heat Still Can’t Beat the Bulls, or Grab a Rebound

Well that was rough. Apparently Chicago Bulls head coach Tom Thibodeau screened Hoosiers for his team while Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra showed his guys Atlas Shrugged prior to their Game 1 Eastern Conference Finals showdown. Because the Heat were out muscled, and out-hustled by the swarming Bulls, resulting in the…

Miami-Dade Officer Fatally Shoots Mentally Ill Man

Michael Bueno, a mentally ill man who had become somewhat notorious in his North Miami neighborhood for always asking strangers who passed him by for 50 cents, has been shot and killed by a Miami-Dade Police officer. The force says that Bueno was seen brandishing a knife when he was…

Is a Second Downtown Miami Condo Boom on the Horizon?

Those half-empty condo buildings that once haunted downtown Miami are slowly filling up, thanks in large part to foreign buyers taking advantage of the low prices and weak dollar. Though, you’d be hard pressed to find anyone who thinks that what the area needs right now are tons more condo…

Obama Bets on Bulls Over Heat

When President Barack Obama wasn’t talking about important things like Cuba in his interview this week with Univision, he took time to discuss the very serious topic of Bulls vs. Heat. We’ll give you one guess as to what team the former Illinois senator is placing his wager…