Florida Unemployment Drops to Lowest Level in Four Years

Lets party like it’s November 2008. Yes, Florida’s unemployment has dropped to its lowest level since that month.The state released new unemployment figures for November 2012 today, and the rate now stands at 8.1 percent. That’s a drop of 0.4 percent from the previous month’s rate of 8.5 percent. It’s…

Florida Gun Sales Roaring at a Record Pace After Sandy Hook Massacre

After the incomprehensible tragedy in Connecticut last Friday, most Floridians reacted like the rest of the nation: by crying, hugging their kids, and having an honest conversation about mental illness and gun control. Tens of thousands of Sunshine State residents, however, also took the massacre as a cue to head…

Don’t Worry, Miami, It Only Looks Like The Mayan Apocalypse Outside

Miami awoke this morning to howling winds, eerie, greenish sunlight and skidding clouds, and suddenly remembered, “Oh yeah, today is the Apocalypse, isn’t it?” Then we chugged some whiskey, grabbed our End Times shotguns, logged on for one last Facebook update … and woah, hey, the rest of the world…

Marlins Actually Sign Someone: Placido Polanco

After selling off just about every player with anything resembling major league talent, the Miami Marlins have actually signed someone. Yes, they’re bringing in two-time All-Star third baseman Placido Polanco, but the deal is only for a single season…

305 Photo of the Day: Threshold

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Three Men Convicted In South Beach B-Girl Scam, One Acquitted

Three defendants involved in the bonkers South Beach scam that involved sending hot Eastern European girls out on the town to lure men to what were basically fake nightclubs only to charge ridiculous sums to their credit cars have been convicted by a jury today. A fourth was acquitted.See also:-…

Teen Boy Shot In Wynwood Last Night

A 15-year-old boy is in critical condition after being shot in Wynwood last night. The incident happened at about 8:30 p.m. at the intersection of NW First Avenue and 28th Street, just a block off of the art district’s main drag, and a few blocks from the Midtown shops…

Miami Beach Firefighter, Dade Cop Sentenced For Running Cocaine

When Henry Bryant and Daniel Mack were caught last year trying to transport a few kilos of cocaine, the arrest sent shock waves well beyond the usual coke bust. That’s because Bryant was a Miami Beach firefighter and Mack was a Miami-Dade cop. Their arrest came in a public corruption…

LeBron James Bikes to Most Home Games

Riptide used to live four blocks from the office and still sometimes drove to work just to sit in front of a computer. LeBron James lives in Coconut Grove and bikes to the American Airlines Arena for most home games, and then plays 40-plus minutes of high intensity basketball. Riptide…

305 Photo of the Day: Arsenal

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2012 In Weird Florida Sex: Part Two of the WTF Florida Awards

Welcome to the first annual WTF Florida Awards ceremony. It’s the only award show celebrating the special brand of bizarre depravity we excel at down here in the Sunshine State. Black tie isn’t required. In fact, jorts and a NASCAR cap are preferred.Yesterday we gave out awards for political fuckery…

Florida Woman Douses Entire Family (Including a Toddler) in Hot Oil

A Boynton Beach family is recovering today after an elder daughter doused them in scalding oil.Dureno Saint Fort came home to his girlfriend and their 17-month-old daughter on Monday night. After greeting his girlfriend’s 20-year-old daughter from a previous relationship, he retired to his bedroom to relax with his girlfriend…