Georgia Has Inherited Florida’s Old Pill Mill Problem

Florida — and Broward County in particular — used to be America’s illicit pain pill capital until Florida politicians actually got around to drafting laws that effectively stamped out the problem. That hasn’t stopped the pill heads of the South from getting their fix, though. The problem has now just…

Ten Things That Made Us Proud to Be a Miamian In 2012

There are a lot of things that go down in Miami that, if we were sane, would make us ashamed to live here. Of course, true Miamians don’t really experience “shame” like other humans do. We prefer to fixate on the positive. You know, the things that we can brag…

Is This the New Miami Dolphins Logo?

The Miami Dolphins hinted earlier this year that they might soon change their logo, and at first we figured the change would only be minimal. After all, the team has been using variations of the same basic “jumping helmeted dolphins in the sun” motif for its entire existence, but then…

Florida Hotel Thieves Busted After Pocket Dialing Front Desk

Perhaps only the occasional horrors of AutoCorrect top the accidental pocket dial as the greatest nightmare of modern cellphone use. There’s nothing worse than calling a person without knowing it. Especially if you happen to be talking about that person at the time.For two thieves in Naples, Florida, a pocket…

Florida Led The Country In Death Sentences This Year

Nationwide, the use of the death penalty is in steep decline, with only nine states carrying out any executions at all last year. But in the Sunshine State, sentencing prisoners to die is as in vogue as ever.>In fact, Florida led the country in new death sentences handed down in…

Dolphins Rout Bills 24-10, Are Knocked Out of the Playoffs Anyway

The Miami Dolphins trounced the Bills yesterday behind a 3 TD day from Reggie “LaMontelle Pussyhammer” Bush, a balls-up performance from Reshad Jones and an efficient day from Ryan Tannehill that saw the rookie join the 3,000-yard club for the season. However, a few hours later the Fins found out…

Miami Dolphins Five Keys to Victory Versus Buffalo

Last week, the Dolphins managed to put their season on life support with a strong performance against a terrible Jags team. With a 6-8 record, the Dolphins have a roughly .0000000000081% chance of getting into the playoffs if certain scenarios play out. JOY!…

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Raleigh Hotel Sold for $55 Million, Huge Expansion Planned

South Beach’s famous Raleigh Hotel has been sold for $55 million, and the new owners are already quite familiar with the area’s hospitality industry. They own some of the Raleigh’s rivals. Sam Nazarian, who just opened the SLS Hotel on the same block, and David Edelstein, owner of the W…