Dolphins Fall to Cowboys 24-20 in Hall of Fame Game

Welp. At least those uniforms really pop in HD!!! Coach Joe Philbin and company were supposed to go out and show the world that the New Look Dolphins were not just about a new logo that looks like a whale penis and some flashy clothes that would make a World…

Trayvon Martin’s Hoodie Could End Up in a Museum

The bullet-hole-ridden gray hoodie Trayvon Martin wore on the night of his death could find its way into a museum. At the moment, it’s still being held by the FBI as the Department of Justice decides whether or not to pursue civil rights charges against George Zimmerman…

Two More Miami-Dade Libraries Could Be Spared

It seems like two more libraries previously threatened with closure could be getting a reprieve. According to the Miami Herald, the North Shore and Virrick Park branches could join the six branches spared from closure under Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Gimenez’s plan. That would bring the number of libraries on…

Sweetwater Autistic Man Kept In “Dungeon-Like” Conditions

A 30-year-old autistic man in Sweetwater was living in a terrifying dungeon straight of Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction, local police say. According to the Miami Herald, Sweetwater police officers responded to a trailer at 11250 NW Third St. after receiving an anonymous tip about the man’s “dungeon-like” living conditions early…

Miami Marlins Now Have the Worst Attendance in MLB

If you build it, they will come. That was the message from Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria back in 2009 when he convinced Miami-Dade commissioners to vote for the massive pimple that now protrudes from the forehead of Little Havana. It worked for a season. And then came Loria’s $2…

305 Photo of the Day: From Above

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Biogenesis Latest: A-Rod Reportedly Negotiating, Clinic Under Federal Probe

The fallout from New Times’ January investigation into Biogenesis, the Coral Gables anti-aging clinic tied to selling athletes performance-enhancing drugs, looks ready to come to a head this week. Last night, USA Today reported that Major League Baseball was “prepared” to suspend eight players, including a lifetime ban for Alex…

Critical Mass on Collision Course With Cops and Motorists

As the light leaks out of the sky over downtown last Friday, mechanical gears squeak in the distance. Slowly, small groups begin to gather at Government Center. Before long, the groups swell into a crowd, then a swarm. By 7:15 p.m., 4,000 people line NW First Street as if it’s…

Eight Types of Miami Dolphins Fans

With the Miami Dolphins hitting the heart of their training camp schedule this week, it’s the perfect time to look into that vintage Marino promotional beer mirror hanging in your man cave and decide once and for all: What type of Fins fanatic are you? Here are just a few…