Gawker Officially Declares Wynwood Miami’s Williamsburg

This shouldn’t be much a surprise to anyone, but, yes, Wynwood is Miami’s closest equivalent to Brooklyn’s formerly hip, currently over-gentrified Williamsburg neighborhood, and a big New York City website says so. Gawker recently asked its readers what the Williamsburg equivalent was in their city. See also: Wynwood Named One…

Nine Reasons Miami Is the Best City Name Ever

It’s a weird bit of civic pride, sure, but have you thought about how lucky we are to live in a city with as pretty a name as Miami? We could live in some town with a clunk of a name like “Fresno” or “Pittsburgh” or “Fort Lauderdale,” but instead…

Bath Salts Found in Facebook Killer’s Home

The twisted tale of Derek Medina, the South Miami man who shot his wife and then posted pictures of her body on Facebook, has taken another strange turn. According to CBS Miami, his lawyers have filed paperwork with the court declaring that bath salts were found in the couple’s home…

Dozier School Dig Unearths Bodies of at Least 55 Boys

Three years after it was finally closed, the Arthur G. Dozier School for Boys continues to belch up its foul secrets. The infamous Panhandle reform school was shut in 2011 after more than a century of shocking stories, including the deaths of dozens of black youths and the abuse of…

Woman Penis-Slapped During Home Invasion Robbery

A pair of Miami burglars added insult to injury during a bizarre home invasion turned sexual assault this morning. After forcing their way into a Brownsville house at gunpoint, one of the robbers proceeded to slap a helpless female victim in the face with his penis while demanding money. The…

Rick Scott Joins Instagram! Finally, More Pictures of Rick Scott!

Because obviously the key to getting Rick Scott reelected is to show people lots and lots of pictures of Rick Scott, the Governor’s campaign has officially started its own Instagram account. Using the handle @ScottForFlorida (because @RickScott was taken by this very nice seeming husband and firefighter), the account promises…

Bob Marley’s Grandkids? His Estate Denies It

Two things are immediately apparent upon meeting Rasue and Rasheeb Pinnock. First, they bear an uncanny resemblance to Stephen Marley, the son of musical legend Bob Marley and a five-time Grammy winner in his own right. Second? They look absolutely, unbelievably stoned. The 23-year-old, glassy-eyed twins, who go by the…

Florida Supreme Court Approves Medical Marijuana Ballot Question

Despite opposition from Attorney General Pam Bondi, the Florida Supreme Court officially ruled today that a ballot question that could approve use of medical marijuana is perfectly valid. This means the question will now all but certainly go before voters in November. Bondi had challenged the proposed amendment on the…

Man in Handcuffs Drowns After Fleeing From Police

Police are still trying to piece together what led to 20-year-old Alex Nicolas’ death yesterday. The man was stopped by officers at 163rd Street and Biscayne Boulevard in North Miami Beach around 5 p.m. Police handcuffed Nicolas, but he ran off and ended up jumping into a canal, where he…

Thomas Kramer: SoBe Bad Boy to Declare Bankruptcy, Live Off Friends

Real-estate developer Thomas Kramer was once worth $100 million. The German-born bad boy was a South Beach pioneer and a stalwart of the party scene in the 1990s. Lately, he has suffered severe financial problems, the result of a $244 million Swiss court judgment against him. Now he has told…