14 Hilarious Justin Bieber Memes From Last Night

We can all agree the media carnival that was Justin Bieber’s arrest and jail visit was profoundly irrelevant. A congresswoman talking about the NSA was booted off MSNBC yesterday to make room for “breaking” Justin Bieber news. I live in Miami Beach — just blocks from the Bieber debacle –…

Miami Man Sells Quaaludes Merch, Capitalizes Off Wolf of Wall Street

Ed Cobin loves Quaaludes. He hasn’t had one in about three decades, sure, but he remembers the drug fondly. About fours years ago, the 65-year-old retiree made a shirt for his friend that featured the prescription pill bottle’s iconic logo. It was a hit. The friend got compliments everywhere he…

Justin Bieber’s Mug Shot

Well, here it is: the Justin Bieber mug shot the world has been waiting for. The 5’9″, 140-pound Justin Drew Bieber was booked into the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center at 10:36 this morning on charges of DUI, driving with an expired license, and resisting an officer without violence. His…

Prostitutes Steal Millions and Walk Free

Scott Rosen thought he had sealed the deal when the pretty blond 20-something got up to use the bathroom. The 55-year-old with a receding hairline and freshly pressed shirt downed a $12 vodka cranberry as he waited for his target to slink back to the wicker sofa he occupied on…

The Underground World of Used Luxury Car Rentals

The two men took turns waling on Jeffrey Worstell. A gold chain danced against the skinny one’s white tank top as he beat the 29-year-old mechanic senseless with a nickel-plated .357 Smith & Wesson. When the skinny guy needed a breather, his partner — a hefty six-foot man in a…

Two $2,000 Bongs Stolen From Westchester Head Shop

Alex Inman runs a high-end head shop in Westchester about 20 blocks from Florida International University. Casa de Cristal is one of a handful of places in Florida that sell Mothership brand glass items, the Holy Grail of the water pipe world. The company bills its products as “elite functional…

WLRN Employees Face Cutbacks While Top Fundraiser Makes $400,000

These are trying times at WLRN. All media companies are struggling to shake off the death grip of declining ad revenue (New Times being no exception). The past year has been particularly turbulent for South Florida’s public radio station, however. WLRN’s best-known host, Phil Latzman, was canned in mid-July. A…

Miami Company Launches Cyber Attack on Syrian Rebels

A cross rebel-held Syria last September, an innocuous-seeming image of a man kissing a woman flashed across computer screens. It prompted curiosity and clicks. But as rebels soon learned, the image was actually a virus, and they’d just infected their computers. For months, as Syria descended deeper into chaos and…