305 Photo of the Day: Big Beaks

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Incognito and Martin Texted About Poppin’ Mollies and Being Stoned

To bolster Richie Incognito’s position that threats of violence between him and Jonathon Martin were just the pair’s special way of “bantering,” Incognito’s attorney released 40 pages of text messages between the former teammates to CBS Miami yesterday. Ironically, the controlled leak could lead to more problems for both Martin…

Miami Beach to Unveil New Trolley Monday

As if our public transit system wasn’t already Byzantine enough, the city of Miami Beach is preparing to unveil another addition on Monday. As of right now, we have a handful of systems that work to an extent, but don’t operate in conjunction. Instead of having one master public works…

Pot Lab Found Hidden in Miami Pool

It’s 2014. Pot houses are so out. Pot pools are totally in. No, seriously, last week Miami-Dade Police discovered a massive hydroponic marijuana growing operation located at the base of a suburban home’s pool…

Charlie Crist Back Up 8 Points Against Rick Scott in Latest Poll

Last time we checked in with polling for Florida’s gubernatorial race, Public Policy Polling showed a surprising Rick Scott surge in which he had pulled into a statistical tie with Charlie Crist. However, Quinnipac has come along and released a poll this morning that shows Crist still eight points ahead…

Heat-Thunder: Dwyane Wade Disappears Again, Team Loses 112-95

If Kevin Durant was looking to send a message, message received loud and clear. Durant continued his streak of lighting the NBA on fire, scoring 33 points in a 112-95 stomping of a mistake-prone Miami Heat team Wednesday. Durant scored 30 or more for a career best 12th straight game,…

The Politely Evil Empire

I. Meet America’s business cheerleaders. People tend to view chambers of commerce in the same colors as the Rotary Club or the Knights of Columbus: eager do-gooders lending a helpful hand in the name of economy and country. It’s a largely accurate assessment — at least on the local level…

Thomas Kramer, SoBe Millionaire, Likely Bankruptcy-Bound

Real-estate developer Thomas Kramer was once worth $100 million. The German-born bad boy was a South Beach pioneer and a stalwart of the party scene in the 1990s. Lately, he has suffered severe financial problems, the result of a $244 million Swiss court judgment against him. Now he has told…

Twin Musicians Say They’re Bob Marley’s Grandsons

Two things are immediately apparent upon meeting Rasue and Rasheeb Pinnock. First, they bear an uncanny resemblance to Stephen Marley, the son of musical legend Bob Marley and a five-time Grammy winner in his own right. Second: They look absolutely, unbelievably stoned. The 22-year-old, glassy-eyed twins, who go by the…

Credit Cards Machines Finally Coming to Miami Taxis

If you want to hail a cab in Miami, you better make sure you have lots of cash on hand, because there’s no guarantee the cab will accept credit cards. Despite most major cities requiring taxis to accept plastic, Miami cab drivers have been a hold out. Until now. The…