Miami Beach Wants to Expand Its Ban on Plastic Straws

In 2012, Miami Beach became one of the first cities in the nation to enact a partial ban on plastic straws. Since then, the so-called straw wars have heated up: Seattle, Malibu, Santa Barbara, and Oakland recently passed ordinances banning their use, and New York City is mulling a similar move. Meanwhile, businesses such as Starbucks and Royal Caribbean have announced plans to ditch the plastic tubes.

Miami-Dade Job-Placement Centers Faked and Inflated Stats, Audit Reveals

CareerSource is Florida’s job-placement service for the unemployed. The South Florida branch, as of 2015, was sucking up more than $70 million in state and federal funds every year to allegedly put locals to work. But the service can’t keep itself out of trouble. In 2015, New Times detailed how current CareerSource South Florida boss Rick Beasley was censured…

Elderly South Florida Widow Says Cemetery Buried Husband in Wrong Plot

Twenty-two years ago, Florine Rosenfield and her husband made plans to be buried next to their close friends, the Schreibmans. The two couples went to Eternal Light Memorial Gardens on the western edge of Boynton Beach, where they purchased four spaces in the same plot. But at her husband’s funeral last July, Rosenfield noticed he wasn’t being buried in the space he’d purchased.

Miami Residents Will Finally Vote on Beckham’s MLS Stadium in November

A referendum on David Beckham’s proposed Major League Soccer stadium was approved today in the most Miami of ways: Three commissioners voted to move the plan forward after multiple weeks of abrupt public proposals, last-minute plan changes, accusations of lawbreaking and corruption, and a whole lot of general bloviating and confusion.

Florida’s NRA Lobbyist Sues Miami Retiree for Calling Her an “Old Bag”

Marion Hammer, the National Rifle Association’s longtime lobbyist in Florida, basically runs a portion of the state Legislature. She quite literally writes huge portions of state gun laws and commands a cadre of followers whom she orders to vote against those who cross her. She is notorious in Florida political circles for calling lawmakers traitors to the Constitution.

Ranking Miami-Dade’s Most Corrupt Cities

Sonny and Rico. Gloria and Emilio. LeBron and Dwyane. South Florida has had some iconic pairs over the years, but none tops our OG local couple: Dade County and corruption. Everyone knows our swampy metropolis is the kind of place where business is done via cash-stuffed envelopes swapped in bathroom…

Honduran Man Deported After Fake Miami Cop Pulled Him Over, Extorted Him for Thousands

One day after his arrest for driving without a valid license, Moises Rojas showed up at the Miami Police Department’s headquarters to file a complaint. While the 32-year-old tiler was in custody, his mother said she got a call from an “Officer Rosa” who demanded $2,400 for his release. Emma Rojas met with the officer and handed over the money, but her son still wasn’t released. In the end, Moises Rojas’ girlfriend ended up having to bail him out.

Five Unanswered Questions About the New Beckham Stadium Proposal

Soccer star and professional attractive person David Beckham spent a small portion of Thursday’s carnival-esqe city commission meeting complaining that anonymous Miamians haven’t been smiling at him as often lately. Only one woman publicly flashed him on Thursday! Poor Becks. Many Miami residents are, rightfully, skeptical about Beckham’s latest proposal in…