Gay Adoption: Wingnuts Respond

Trying to find an underlying ideological thread between anti-gay mouthpieces is futile. The only thing that unites them is hate. Take evangelical conservative Frank Turek’s column on Town Hall today. It’s a bunch of wack shit the crosses over into offensive, but basically he comes to the conclusion that “there…

Channel 10 Squatter Story Sounds Familiar

Last week, New Times brought you the story of Cassy the squatter, the homeless Haitian mother who moved into a blue, bank-owned foreclosed house in Buena Vista with her young daughter. Her tale included a tribe of activists, a couple broken laws, and a mortgage lender none the wiser.Cassy, whose…

Sink To Announce 2010 Plans Soon

A group of devoted fans have already started a Draft Alex Sink website, but they were hoping Florida’s CFO would run for Governor. Turns out she may have her eye on Washington instead. The Hill is reporting that Sink will make an announcement very soon as to the future of…

Rodonna Thanksgiving Saga Continues

If Google News search results are any indication, yesterday’s biggest locally relevant story after the gay adoption ruling was the Turkey Day scandal involving Madonna and her A-Rod. Roddy was reportedly planning to ditch his kids to spend the day with the Ciccone youth. People is reporting that Alex Rodriguez…

Please Stop Killing Our Coral Reefs, Thanks

South Florida’s coral reefs constitute the largest such ecosystem in the United States, and nationally they fuel a $4 billion a year industry that sustains up to 35,000 jobs. So caring for them is not just good environmental stewardship, its important to our economy. Time chronicles the two latest human-induced…

Fontainebleau Spends Sexily

The Fontainebleau’s marketing department is one entity that seemingly won’t need a bailout anytime soon. Last weekend’s festivities certainly must have cost a pretty penny, and inserting a 16-page booklet into December’s Vanity Fair doesn’t come cheap. The thing is supposed to be a calendar, but basically is just semi-erotic…

News Roundup

A Judge rules that we’ll go forward with this property appraiser run-off election, to which about three dozen people will show up for. [Local 10]”Jerry Newcombe with Coral Ridge Ministries in Fort Lauderdale argues, ‘Homosexuality is a sin. The Bible tells us so.’ He then adds, ‘research has shown children…

Miami-Dade: 7th Most Dangerous Metro Area

Miami Gardens has the 13th highest level of crime, according to CQ Press’ just released rankings, higher than any other city in Florida. Orlando comes in at 18th, and Miami comes in at 30. Miami Beach sits at 50, just three spots behind West Palm Beach. The city with the…

De Niro Would Not Approve of this Armored Truck Heist in Midtown

You remember that scene in Heat when Robert De Niro’s badass crew perfectly executes this plan to knock over an armored truck? How they all pulled on those hockey masks, then blocked the truck’s path with a stolen ambulance, rammed it with a stolen semi-truck, and then laid spikes so…

UM In The Middle of Very Important Viagra Study

The sporting powers that me are in the midst of a debate over weather use of Viagra amongst athlete should be banned because it may boost performances in areas other than the sack. An Italian cyclist was caught with a stash of the stuff, and two years ago a Stanford…

Gay Adoption Ruling More a Victory for the Kids

In Miami, Save Dade aims to protect gay people from discrimination. So you’d think, on a day like today, the group would tally one point for themselves on the old civil rights scoreboard. A Miami-Dade Court ruled there’s “no rational basis” for prohibiting gay adoption this morning and, yeah, at…

Perez Hilton & Matt Drudge: United in Hate for Nicole Kidman

Miami-bred Perez Hilton and Miami-based Matt Drudge have an awful lot in common. Both have built mini-media empires around self-published web pages. Both, for better or worse, influence the coverage of mainstream media. Neither has made a convincing public case for their heterosexuality (not that it’s any of our business,…

Gay Adoption Ban Overturned

It seems that as one battle is lost in the fight for civil rights/the culture war/the “gay and secular fascist” takeover of America, another one is won. Miami-Dade Circuit Court Judge Cindy Lederman ruled earlier this morning there is “no rational basis” for banning homosexuals from adopting children, thus overturning the…

A-Rod Will Be Doing Some Stuffing With Madonna on Turkey Day

Riptide continues to be thoroughly confused by the A-Rod-Madonna love connection. While she’s no Einstein, Madonna seems to be comfortably above the average American intelligence level. A-Rod is a guy who hits balls with big pieces of wood for a living. Not that we want to be one of those…

By Appointment

Katherine Cue, of course, isn’t the only recent controversial appointment to an elected office. Yesterday, Delaware’s Governor announced that she would appoint Vice President-elect Joe Biden’s chief of staff  Edward Kaufman to his soon to be vacated senate seat. The Governors of Illinois and possibly New York will also name…

News Roundup

Hey, why not? Hair Gelz Carvalho thinks that while all this bail-out stuff is going, the public schools should be bailed out too. [Herald]Manny Diaz would also like some sort of Federal stimulus package that would make his job a lot easier, too. [Reuters]Charlie Crist is considering a moratorium on…

Miami Feds Extradite Filipino Murder Suspect

Maybe it’s the palm trees, the sunny weather, the women on the beach. Maybe it’s the welcoming international culture. Maybe it’s the ready supply of blow. Who knows? But there’s definitely something about Miami that appeals to murderous despots and wanted criminals of all nationalities, from ex-Venezuelan dictator Marcos Perez…

Calling Islam Launches Bus Ads

“Oh noes! Starting tomorrow the Muslins will be hijacking our buses! Where is Rudy Guiliani to save us!?!” 120 buses from the Miami-Dade and Broward fleets will carry the above advertising for 8 weeks, in a campaign that hopes to lessen reactions to the Islamic faith like that little pretend…

Manny’s Cabinet Rivals

The shortlist for HUD secretary keeps getting longer. Mayor Manny Diaz is still on this list, released to the AP from ominous sources inside the party and transition team: Miami Mayor Manny DiazRep. James Clyburn, D-S.C.Renee Glover, head of Atlanta’s housing authorityNicolas Retsinas, director of Harvard’s Joint Center for Housing StudiesShaun…

Manny Being Manny (And Shooting for That Cabinet Job)

So we’ve got this little economic downturn going on, in case you’ve already taken up residence in your new tent city and haven’t heard the news. But don’t worry about it. Manny knows how to cure what ails us.Miami’s suddenly superstar mayor, who has been rumored as a candidate for…

Own a Piece of History for Only $1,099

The venerable New York Times is selling prints of this picture of Barack and Michelle Obama in downtown Miami starting at the low, low price of $199 for the 11 x 14 size. But if you’ve got the big bucks, you can splurge $1,099 on the 20 x 24 that’s framed and “signed,…