A Poor Man’s Bernie Madoff Screws Haitian-Americans

Ronnie E. Bass Sr. has lost quite a few teeth over the years. Smoking crack and spending 21 months in jail did the damage. Rock also separated the old man from his computer-whiz son, whom he hasn’t heard from since the early 1990s. Yet Pops takes in stride that his…

Spending IRS Refund Could Be Taxing

We have no idea how a tax refund works. All we know is Uncle Sam is a greedy bastard all but one day of the year, when he sends us a fat check with no strings attached. What a nasty little sycophant. That government check just scorches our wallet if…

Royal Palm Closes Chapter on Miami’s Black Past

The Royal Palm Hotel on 16th Street and Collins Avenue was supposed to be a beacon of atonement for Miami-Dade County’s racist past. In 1989, county officials snubbed South African leader Nelson Mandela when he visited Miami. African Americans across the country boycotted Miami-Dade, costing the area tens of millions…

FIU’s Journalism Program Is a Mess

Trouble is brewing at Florida International University’s School of Journalism and Mass Communication. Faculty members charge Dean Lillian Lodge Kopenhaver rarely shows up for work, retaliates against dissenters, allows classes of as many as 200 students to be crammed into a single auditorium, and has failed to raise much-needed funds. “I…

Marilyn Monroe’s Miami X-Rays to Be Auctioned

​Want to own a picture of Marilyn Monroe’s chest in a way you’ve never seen it before? Luckily for you, an image of the iconic star’s famous breasts will be up for auction this June, and it’s not X-rated. It’s x-rayed.The x-ray images were believed to be taken at the…

Dolphins: Brandon Marshall In, Tedd Ginn Jr. Out?

The Dolphins have traded with the Broncos to bring in wide receiver Brandon Marshall. He’s been a Pro Bowl selection for the past two years and holds an NFL record for most receptions in a single game. The former UCF star has some off-the-field issues; let’s hope playing in Miami…

Woman Gets $2 Million After Street Sweeper Runs Over Her

Twenty-year-old University of Miami student Bianca Milov was crossing a street in Coral Gables at 1 a.m. September 11 last year when she was run over by a street sweeper and ejected out the other end. She racked up more than $1.25 million in medical bills, and now the City…

Top Ten Cuban Bloggers You Don’t Know

Yoani Sánchez is on the cover of Italian Wired this month. In the three years she’s been online, the 32-year-old blogger has become Cuba’s Arianna Huffington.She’s now a tweeter, a blogger on the actual Huffington Post, and her blog, Generation Y,  gets 14 million page views a month, according to…

Three Decomposing Bodies Found In House Near the Airport Expressway

Responding to reports of “foul odors” at a small ranch house on NW 41st Street just north of the Airport Expressway, Miami police made a gruesome discovery this morning. Inside the home, at 1860 NW 41st Street, cops stumbled on three “badly decomposed” bodies, says Officer Jeffrey Giordano, Miami PD…

Catholics Should Take Pope On Tour, Like Conan O’Brien

The Catholic Church! Man, they are in the pits, right? Their Q score right now rivals Kate Gosselin’s. Heck, it’s probably worse than Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s.Ever since international media reported the Pope, wacky Benedict, willfully ignored reports of kiddie-diddling priests, the church has had to go on a public relations…

Cops Find Hialeah Woman Dead in Biscayne Gardens

View Larger Map Just before 10 p.m. last night, Miami-Dade cops discovered the body of a 23-year-old Hialeah woman in a vacant lot across from a $800,000 waterfront home in Biscayne Gardens. Officers don’t know much about Nazelene Khan, the young woman, but court records show she was charged with…