The Celtics already had Game 1 on lock down. All Quentin Richardson was doing was running his mouth a little during trash time. And yet enraged, silly man-child Kevin Garnett couldn’t keep it together. You’ve probably watched this highlight 15 times since Saturday (especially because it’s a lot more entertaining…
Yesterday was Miami Beach’s second annual gay pride parade. It was a blast. Here are some photos…
Black is the color or mourning, evil and high school goths who’s parents just don’t understand. It is also now the color of the Miami Heat’s playoff hopes. Every time the Heat get into the playoffs they seem to get color crazy, picking red, white or black to rally around…
Ol’ Mittens Romney will endorse Marco Rubio. The once, and probably future, presidential candidate was sitting on the sidelines of the Senate primary between Rubio and Gov. Charlie Crist, but has decided to side with Rubio after Crist vetoed an unpopular, but conservative-backed education bill.Because if there is one person…
The idea of the government asking people to take there hunting equipment out into the Everglades and swamps of Florida to end the lives of “reptiles of concern like” may not have been the most humane thing, but boy were we excited. We mean, these snakes could kills us and…
Breaking news from the best twitter in the land, Playboy’s: the University of Miami is no longer the number one party school in the country. It is with a heavy heart that we report that the University of Texas at Austin is the new champion, thanks to its “big-time sports,…
One week after January’s earthquakes devastated Haiti, former New Times staff writer Tristram Korten visited Port au Prince and made a remarkable discovery.Against all odds, somehow Rhum Barbancourt has survived.Outside of Wyclef (who’s post-earthquake conduct has been less than Nobel Prize-worthy), Barbancourt is probably Haiti’s best-known and most successful export…
Today’s photo, of the Stone Room in the Deering Estate, is from DKeros’ Flickr. If you’d like to see your photo here join our Flickr group…
Last time we came across our old friend Victoria Jackson we wondered if her recent embrace of all things Tea Party and claims that President Obama was a communist Anti-Christ was “all some big performance art piece.” Well, Wonkette interviewed the Miami-native and asked her if she was doing an…
We had such hopes for Ted Ginn Jr., but the guy just didn’t live up to them. Hell, we suggested after his game-losing, disastrous performance against the Saints last year the only way he could make it up to the Miami community was by swimming to Cuba and personally deposing…
Miami-Dade Transit had ten public buses driving around the county this week with ads imploring followers to leave the Islamic faith. “Fatwa on your head? Is your community or family threatening you?” read the ads, along with the URL for a website asking Muslims to basically stop being Muslims.Stop the…
Jason Taylor is like the pretty girl at the High School prom who used to go steady with the prom king (The Dolphins), and showed up single just in case there was a chance they could rekindle it. But The Dolphins seem taken with the hot new exchange student at…
It wasn’t quite as ambitious of a declaration of President John F. Kennedy promising to put a man on the moon by the end of the decade, but yesterday President Obama predicted that astronauts will land on Mars within his lifetime.”We’ll start by sending astronauts to an asteroid for the first time…
Jeb Bush left office four years ago, but Associated Press writer Martin Merzer thinks he may still be in charge of the state — or at the very least still the most influential voice in the governing Republican party.”He’s become a legislative Wizard of Oz — thunder and lightning and…
oday’s photo comes from MSalup’s Flickr, where he notes the man pictured says, “If you don’t like the flag, go back to Africa or Haiti… we didn’t want you here in the first place.” Charming (and just to clarify, we, personally, do want you here.) If you’d like to see…
University of Miami will be hosting former President Bill Clinton’s third-annual Global Initiative University meeting this weekend, and while Clinton will be attracting the over-50 club to the event, plenty of those still not eligible for a social security check are gearing up for appearances by a flock of charity-conscious…
Gov. Charlie Crist has vetoed the Jeb Bush-backed, controversial SB6. The education bill would have eliminated tenure for newly hired teachers, and would have tied a portion of teachers’ salaries to test score results.”I say we must start over. This bill has negatively affected the morale of our parents, teachers…
Republican voters may be wild over Marco Rubio, but a new Quinnipiac poll shows that no matter what the situation Charlie Crist would be a more viable general election candidate. In fact, if he decided to run as an independent he leads in the polls. Which doesn’t do anything to…
It’s official, the Dolphins signed talented but sometimes controversial Brandon Marshall to a $50 million, five season contract making him the highest paid receiver in NFL history. We were hoping the Fins would have some big trick under their sleeves this off season, and this apparently was it. Let’s see what the…
Poor, poor Florida Marlins. They have just 600 fans, and one of them happens to be Scott Stapp. This Jesus-looking dude, if you’ll remember, was the lead singer of Christian rock band Creed. (Yes, they were a thing once). In 2004, after peaking with the band, he went solo, crashed…
What is the deal with all this baby-related violence down in Homestead lately? Now a women is behind bars after she tried to snatch a one-month-old from its mother outside a medical center.Twenty-five-year-old Shalese Nicole Mostiller is behind bars after attempting to abduct the child. She sprayed an unknown substance…
Back in 2006, New Jersey boxing promoter-turned-South Florida real estate mogul Marc Roberts was the face of the largest urban renewal project in the country. It was called the Miami World Center , and it was supposed to transform a rundown ghetto into a glitzy strip of shops, restaurants, and…
