Everglades Dolphins Have World’s Worst Mercury Contamination

First, the good news: Bottlenose dolphins still live along the South Florida coast and within the Everglades despite humanity’s century-long quest to murder every creature native to the River of Grass. Now, the bad: Those dolphins are dying, and Florida International University scientists now say the aquatic mammals that live in the Glades have soaked up more mercury than dolphins in any other habitat on Earth.

Miami’s Long, Weird History of Animal Abuse Cases

When Chis Emerson rode his horse Trigger into Miami-Dade County from South Carolina last Wednesday morning, locals were dismayed. The horse was in awful condition. His mouth was pockmarked with sores, one eye was blind, and his back was so raw and abused that he’d bite anyone who tried to touch it…

King-Tide Floodwater in Miami Beach Might Be Full of Human Waste

As a historic supermoon glows over Miami Beach this week, record-breaking king tides boosted by sea-level rise are swamping the barrier island. In what has become an October tradition, residents have to wade through pools of deep standing water on sidewalks and in parking lots to go about their daily lives.

Support for the Anti-Solar Amendment 1 Is Plummeting, Poll Says

Nearly every major newspaper in Florida has told people to avoid Amendment 1 like a nest of Aedes aegypti mosquitoes. The amendment is deceptive and designed to prevent Floridians from getting solar panels despite fraudulently claiming to be pro-solar. It’s being pushed by corporations such as Florida Power & Light, ExxonMobil, and Koch Industries.

Tegu Lizards Are Taking Over the Everglades

With his trusty German shepherd in tow, Rodney Irwin drives past a state mental hospital at the edge of the Everglades and pulls into the brush. A machete rests on the floorboard beneath his feet, and a gallon of his favorite drink — Walmart-brand black-cherry soda mixed with orange Gatorade…

Miami Beach Might Use Bats to Eat Zika Mosquitoes

Miami is at war with the Aedes aegpyti mosquito. Though minuscule, the tiny, zebra-striped bug is wreaking havoc on the area’s economy through the Zika virus. Government officials have declared an all-out assault on the blood-suckers, but the county’s first line of defense — the much-debated pesticide naled — may not be…

New Zika Transmission Zone Found in Little Haiti, Little River

Active Zika virus transmissions have returned to mainland Miami. Gov. Rick Scott’s office announced a new “active transmission zone” this afternoon in the heart of Little Haiti and Little River. The one square mile area stretches from NW 63rd Street to NW 79th Street and from N Miami Ave. to…

Donald Trump Has Very Bad Ideas About How to Manage Lake Okeechobee

Yesterday, Hillary Clinton joined Al Gore at Miami Dade College’s Kendall campus to give a serious, policy-heavy speech on her plans to tackle climate change and other environmental issues. It was one of the wonkier moments in her campaign and a breath of science-heavy fresh air from all the mudslinging…

Miami Humanitarian Documents Horrific Hurricane Damage in Haiti

Miami Beach resident Michael Capponi, one of Miami’s biggest promoters for clubs including LIV, B.E.D., and Amnesia, also founded one of the nation’s premier Haitian relief organizations in 2011, a year after the Caribbean island was rocked by  7.0 magnitude earthquake. The quake killed between 100,000 and 200,000 people. Capponi, a…

Matt Drudge Thinks Hurricane Matthew Is a Government Conspiracy

Florida has officially dodged a 140 mile per hour bullet. Although the central coast is still being whipped with hurricane-force winds this morning, Matthew looks likely to avoid making landfall in the Sunshine State — just barely. The killer eye wall missed the coast by less than five miles in…

It’s Not Too Late to Evacuate to These Swank (Free) Airbnbs

On Wednesday morning, Florida Gov. Rick Scott gave a press conference in Stuart, warning the state’s residents that Hurricane Matthew should not be underestimated and saying “protecting life is our No. 1 priority.” Scott urged those in evacuation zones to leave town before the storm hits and thanked Airbnb, which…