When It Comes to Sex, Miamians Like It Long and Often

Wow, Miami, you seem to be having a lot of sex. Apparently, you hump like rabbits. So let’s hope you’re familiar with Trojan Condoms, because lots of sex + no condoms + Miami = disaster waiting to happen. The jimmy hat brand recently surveyed sexual hobbyists across the nation and…

Man Dies After Swallowing Cocaine During a Traffic Stop

In today’s roundup of the sins of South Beach and the rest of Miami-Dade: The death of a man in police custody is blamed on desperate cocaine ingestion, two separate shootings are being investigated, a string of car break-ins is being questioned, and a boat fire sends one man to…

Bill McCollum Is Outraged That Rick Scott Lets Homosexuals Use the Internet

The Republican primary for the governor’s chair is quickly heading toward full-out insanity. Yesterday, billionaire “conservative outsider” Rick Scott attacked his rival, Attorney General Bill McCollum, for supporting “pro-homosexual” Rudy Giuliani. Now McCollum’s campaign has struck back by pointing out that gays use a social networking site Scott had invested in.Yes, it is 2010…