Hugo Chavez Extradites Luis Posada Carriles Crony to Cuba

Accused terrorist Luis Posada Carriles has been awaiting trial for more than a year. But prosecutors keep delaying the damn thing, and Venezuela wants to see some blood already. Today a judge there decided to do the next best thing and extradited a close associate of Carriles’s, Francisco Chávez Abarca (no…

Has Air Conditioning Ruined America?

Perhaps no human invention has influenced the history of Miami more than air conditioning. It helped fuel our population boom, and without it, this place would be an inhospitable heat trap with average indoor temperatures suitable only for nude Bikram yoga. So, yeah, air conditioning is pretty great, but did you know…

USC Releases Seantrel Henderson from Letter of Intent

University of South California coach Lane Kiffin announced today that he’s releasing highly recruited offensive lineman Seantrel Henderson from his Letter of Internet with the school. It’s still possible that after all that he could decided to play with the Trojans. Though, it’s looking more and more likely that he…

Rick Scott Cannot Salsa: Is His Governor Candidacy Doomed?

Billionaire Republican gubernatorial candidate Rick Scott visited the Little Havana Activities Center today to schmooze with Miami’s older Cuban-American constituency. He kept your abuelos entertained by playing dominoes, and he danced with your abuelas. Shockingly, though, Scott cannot dance. His moves are about as stiff as a domino. Is his…

Four-Year-Old Dies After Shooting Himself in Head

In today’s roundup of the travesties and tragedies of South Florida: A 4-year-old boy is dead after accidentally shooting himself in the head, a police officer shoots and kills a man during a traffic stop, the search for a missing boater has turned into a homicide investigation, and a teen…

Technology at the Helm of Putting the Blind Behind the Wheel

Yes, you read right: The National Federation of the Blind and Virginia Tech have just announced they’re working together to build a car that a visually impaired person can drive independently. And Florida has something to do with it. It was announced Friday that the vehicle in question is scheduled…

Ron Book and Romero Britto Bring You the Ugliest Parking Meters Ever

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s another terrible Romero Britto sculpture, only this time it’s not just hurting your eyes but also taking your spare change. Meters designed by the local hack artist have made their first appearance in Brickell. But don’t blame Britto; blame another Miami-Dade dunce: Ron…

Bad PR (UPDATED): City Commissioner Marc Sarnoff Fails Ethics Test Again

Wanted: The Community Redevelopment Agency, in charge of revitalizing the blighted downtown and Overtown districts, seeks publicist. Pay: $27,000, including a $2,500 expense account. Only well-connected flacks apply. After that call went out in April, three firms applied for the job with the agency chaired by Marc Sarnoff, city commissioner,…

High Chance Oil Spill in Gulf Of Mexico Will Affect South Florida

Scientists predicted today that the BP oil spill has a 61-80 percent chance of reaching South Florida. Unlike the west coast, which is likely to not be affected at all, the Florida Keys, Ft. Lauderdale and Miami have “a greater probability due to the potential influence of the Loop Current,”…